Give me head or the monkey gets spanked

(thing) by Bill Dauterive (1.9 y) (print) ? (I like it!) 1 C! Sat Jun 17 2000 at 15:36:53

My younger brother gave me this T-shirt for my birthday.

It has a cartoon of a headless man (who looks suspiciously like a beheaded Homer Simpson). In one hand, he's carrying a sign that reads "Give me head or the monkey gets spanked!" In the other hand, he is holding up a paddle. A rather anxious monkey is perched on one of his shoulders.

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