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• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Starving in the greenhouse
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• David Bowie freaked me out and then some
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• If you want to get to heaven, you got to raise a little hell.
• A boy and his shadow standing on a long shore trying to figure out the intentions of the sun
• dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
• What to do when a roommate moves out
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• My soul is so viscous, I fear it may never pour out
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• Marry Me a Little
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• Fishing may be painful
• I may not be unbreakable
• Excuse me, may I blow your mind?
• gods we may be
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• Frank Zappa on Rock Journalism
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• Be My Little General
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• Ah, God, the way your little finger moved
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• Aspects of Finnish society that may be new to you
• Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
• I might not believe in God, but I sure as hell believe in the power of prayer
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• The Little Boy and his Dogs
• And the bridge sang its sweet siren song, longingly, to me
• Meditation I: Of the Things which may be brought within the Sphere of the Doubtful
• Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. Bond; it may be your last
• Spinning shapes like a song out of order. In the dark she can see fireflies.
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• She approached me with some vague line
• The Poet and His Song
• The smell of his cologne still makes me cry
• Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
• far be it from me
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Go out and get some fresh air
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• May Contain Nuts
• Frank Zappa versus KMFDM
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• From Hell, Hull, and Halifax may the Good Lord deliver us!
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the computer panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Out of his fucking mind
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Reasons why your chain may be falling off your bicycle
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• Far Out Space Nuts
• Little tiny song
• Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• How to scare the hell out of people using flour
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• My cat may be the anti-Christ... what else is new?
• Come, let me gnaw your fingernails that I may absorb and lose myself in the wise and gritty detritus
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• The Real Frank Zappa Book
• A Little Noder Follows Me
• It appears to be a sock castle of some kind
• Give me a little bit of Heaven in your Smile
• may their names be sung forever
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
• Some of the greatest rock songs use the same chords
• Junk that I keep in my outgoing folder of my mobile phone
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Some people call me a drama queen
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• the little moose that tears me up inside
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
• OBAFGKM
• You may call me R.J., you may call me Ray
• Results not typical. Mileage may vary. You may be a woman.
• What is real but compassion as we move from birth to death
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
• Sticks and stones may break your bones, but the tongue will crush you
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
• The end will be a sellout
• Mother May I Go out to Swim
• Nuts in May
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• Little Songs
• His retribution is likely to be epic
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• They really are some out there
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• I may not go to Heaven, I hope you go to Hell
• Things my corporate job does to scare the hell outa me
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• Free to Be, You and Me
• I like to imagine that Bond's firing the tank shells out of his mouth
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Be gentle with me
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Aspects of American society that may be very familiar to you.
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• The song road into hell
• Warning signs that your child may be a Goth
• There is some place I need to be
• My life may no longer be my own
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• Time to get the hell out of Oly
• Jas. Mathus and his Knock-Down Society Play Songs for Rosetta
• his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
• May the Force be with you
• his ability to be stubborn beyond comprehension
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• suffer the little children to come unto me
• If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• Bat Out of Hell
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• Some things that fly there be
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life

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