Findings:

• Excuse me while I kiss this guy
• Someone please kill me
• 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky
• How Airborne School nearly killed me
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
• How Prom nearly killed me
• It kills me to watch them go
• How Warrant nearly killed me
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• kill me (user)
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• Excuse me
• She kills me
• i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Words are useless full of excuses you used me well
• Your eyes still kill me.
• I decided to kill myself
• confuse me about myself
• To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
• Come, let me gnaw your fingernails that I may absorb and lose myself in the wise and gritty detritus
• There's you pushing me in a swing while I watched the stars.
• Excuse me, may I blow your mind?
• Me, Myself and Irene
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• I killed myself with clumsy ghosts.
• Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• how my computer nearly killed me
• That which does not kill me...
• kill me now (user)
• while she sleeps, i write myself into her life
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
• easeyst way kill myself
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• On the horizon, the lions circle their kill while the sun waits to set
• kill me now_root (category)
• Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Please Kill Me
• How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
• How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
• How I nearly killed myself masturbating
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Tomorrow's just an excuse away
• My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult
• A View to a Kill
• Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
• kill -9 dueling
• What we think we know can kill us
• How it Happened that a Friend Killed a Friend
• How we killed Borges
• Kill your computer
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• The time I nearly killed my friends
• You'd think a cookie killed his dog
• Quincy, M.E.
• Do you know me?
• Give Me the Damn Ball
• Lick me where I bleed
• Vacant and alluring? Sounds good to me!
• stop calling me
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Too many mes
• Pity Me, My Love
• hand me downs
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• tell me the truth
• "Beowulf is coming to get me!"
• Jesus Wants Me for a Sunbeam
• Missed me, missed me, now you gotta kiss me
• Suicidal teens fucking piss me off
• Walk Like Me
• Veruca Salt inspired me to yell at my housemates
• The Christmas Season has it in for me.
• You say you want to help me
• Every programmer is incompetent but me.
• Country music videos confuse me
• The shirt that always gets me hit on
• Give me back my bike!
• water pour down on us. trusting me, eyes shut.
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• The Buddhist is drained from me
• She only wants me for sex
• Marriage made me stupid, lazy and old
• Without Me
• My rubber ducky is stalking me
• PINCH ~Love Me Deeper~
• Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
• Dead Like Me
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• Break Me Shake Me
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Sometimes I think you love that doomsday machine more than you love me.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Kiss me once and never again
• your poetry inspired me to make this really practical item
• You had me at hello
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• Notice Me
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• Japan, the Beautiful, and Myself
• talk myself down
• Only When I Lose Myself
• What You do While I Slumber
• Yes, dammit I am sure I want to delete it. While you're at it, empty the trash, too!
• Jesus is mowing my lawn while his disciples are sitting down waiting
• Jedi excuse
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• Kill the chicken to scare the monkey
• Kill, kill; blood makes the grass grow!
• The Medium Rare Hamburger That Won't Kill You
• Thou Shalt Not Kill
• Only a little child could kill this cleanly
• The Power Rangers who killed the gooey bad man
• kill dash nine_root (category)
• The Age in Which We Tried To Find A Better Way to Kill Everybody
• She says kill. I saw how many.
• England Made Me
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• Are You the New Person Drawn Toward Me?
• Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Bangor, Maine
• Thousand-word paragraphs give me a headache
• let me grow up
• Dogs that have owned me
• Bush and Gore Make Me Wanna Ralph
• Anonymous honesty may destroy me.
• Adore me
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• you complete me
• A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• Give Me Your Children
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• Via con me
• You tell me this is God?
• The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get
• It's not you, it's me.
• Look siad me Be like me
• I Know Not How It Falls on Me
• Advice my father gave me before I left for college
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• The "Look at me! I'm breaking the law!" problem
• Tell me what to dream
• Kiss Me Baby
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• Wake me up if you still want me
• Shrug (Because of Me and You)
• ;me (user)
• Tell me of the nature of love
• There is nothing growing here, in the space between she and me
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• Love Me Tender
• let's try me (user)
• can u c me i guess n_root (category)
• you shoot me honest volumes
• Let me dream if I want to
• Throw me to the sky and let the clouds tear me up
• God save me from the gift of prophecy
• Please, Call me Honky
• spare me (user)
• You are fucking nicked, me old beauty!
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• Talking to Myself
• I make tiny hopeful promises to myself
• I myself am war
• Getting a free paint job while on vacation
• EBR II
• the undead squirm in their cocktail dresses while Julian and I powder our wigs
• kill
• Kill time before it kills you

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