What level do we learn fireball? (gate)

What is your alignment according to this survey from the makers of D&D?

I'm not going to waste my time on some quiz6 24.00%
I'm not telling; I just want to see what others got.1 4.00%
Lawful Good0 0.00%
Neutral Good5 20.00%
Chaotic Good2 8.00%
I don't like the questions or the result I got, so I refuse to p0 0.00%
Lawful Neutral1 4.00%
Neutral0 0.00%
Chaotic Neutral3 12.00%
I've already had enough of the Myers-Briggs test and I'm not goi3 12.00%
Lawful Evil1 4.00%
Neutral Evil0 0.00%
None of the above.3 12.00%
Total 25 100.00%
 
It's E2's birthday!! (anthropod)

What's your dominant feeling about this decaversary?

Happy35 34.65%
Sad2 1.98%
Stunned4 3.96%
Unsurprised10 9.90%
Amused8 7.92%
Angry1 0.99%
Disappointed2 1.98%
Vindicated2 1.98%
Defiant4 3.96%
Resigned4 3.96%
Cynical1 0.99%
Indifferent22 21.78%
None of the above.6 5.94%
Total 101 100.00%
 
E2 Goes on a Permanent Vacation (gate)

If you had all the time in the world and no bills, what would you do?

I'd just stare into space.1 1.02%
I'd do various different things, as long as it's in bed.1 1.02%
I'd go looking for drugs or make drugs of my own.1 1.02%
I'd primarily look for new places to go.6 6.12%
I'd primarily look for new things to learn or experience.31 31.63%
I'd primarily look for new people to meet.2 2.04%
I'd spend it trying to create, write, or build new things by myself.21 21.43%
I'd spend it trying to create, write, or build new things with others.14 14.29%
I'd make up for all the time I missed being with family and friends.5 5.10%
I'd look for people I can help.2 2.04%
I'd continue working long hours so I can buy more stuff.1 1.02%
I'd look for ways to show my superiority.0 0.00%
None of the above.13 13.27%
Total 98 100.00%
 
Stats 'R' Us (waverider37)

To what extent do you fake statistics?

I love making up statistics.9 11.54%
I like making up statistics, but only when necessary.4 5.13%
I make up statistics, but I don't necessarily like doing so.5 6.41%
I don't make up statistics.24 30.77%
I don't like making up statistics, but I do it anyway.3 3.85%
I don't like making up statistics and I hate people who do.23 29.49%
I don't know what statistics are.5 6.41%
None of the above.5 6.41%
Total 78 100.00%
 
Importance of Anonymity to You (Simulacron3)

If e2 required you to make your real name public to our community, how would you react?

I'd continue to use e2 in the same way I do now.21 47.73%
I'd contribute a little less.2 4.55%
I'd contribute a lot less.4 9.09%
I'd stop contributing.5 11.36%
I'd make up a name and try to get away with it.8 18.18%
Something else.1 2.27%
None of the above.3 6.82%
Total 44 100.00%
 
The Seven (or so) Deadly Temptations (gate)

Which is hardest for you to resist?

Lust17 17.35%
Gluttony10 10.20%
Greed0 0.00%
Sloth29 29.59%
Wrath7 7.14%
Envy5 5.10%
Pride6 6.12%
Expressing your opinion in internet polls2 2.04%
Seeing the results of internet polls without voting in them2 2.04%
Snarky replies12 12.24%
Contrariness0 0.00%
To love and be loved in return4 4.08%
None of the above.4 4.08%
Total 98 100.00%
 
Voting Revision (Simulacron3)

Do you think E2 should allow us to recast upvotes on E2 writeups as downvotes as well as the current allowed revision of downvotes to upvotes?

No.23 25.00%
Yes.57 61.96%
None of the above.12 13.04%
Total 92 100.00%
 
The eyes have it... (Morwen)

Some people need vision correction, some do not. Which of these best describes you:

I wear glasses.48 51.61%
I wear contact lenses.1 1.08%
I have glasses and contact lenses and use whatever suits me at the time.16 17.20%
I am afraid to get my eyes checked.3 3.23%
I am blind (and using a screen reader).0 0.00%
I had laser surgery on my eyes, aren't I special?2 2.15%
I have perfect vision.11 11.83%
I can't read the poll questions, it's all too blurry!3 3.23%
None of the above.9 9.68%
Total 93 100.00%
 
Speed Reader (GhettoAardvark)

How fast do you read, in pages per hour?

1-10 pages per hour4 4.76%
11-30 pages per hour4 4.76%
31-50 pages per hour18 21.43%
51-75 pages per hour15 17.86%
76-100 pages per hour13 15.48%
101-125 pages per hour4 4.76%
126-150 pages per hour3 3.57%
151-200 pages per hour2 2.38%
201-300 pages per hour0 0.00%
300+ pages per hour0 0.00%
I can't read, which raises a lot of questions about how I got an account and votes13 15.48%
None of the above.8 9.52%
Total 84 100.00%
 
Quantity over quality? (GhettoAardvark)

Approximately how many books do you own right now? Means of acquisition isn't important.

0-253 3.23%
26-506 6.45%
51-755 5.38%
76-1004 4.30%
101-1508 8.60%
151-2009 9.68%
201-30015 16.13%
301-4004 4.30%
401-5007 7.53%
501-7507 7.53%
751-9994 4.30%
1000+19 20.43%
None of the above.2 2.15%
Total 93 100.00%
 
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