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• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• I'm so shallow, A new T-Shirt makes me happy
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I told you so
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• I'm so sorry
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• I'M SO HUMAN AYN RAND GOES THROUGH MY GARBAGE TO SEE WHAT MY CATS ARE EATING.
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm so tough
• I'm so Goth, I pewp bats
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• A Highly Magnified History
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Women want me when I'm taken
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• I'm just a collection of electrons
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt oriented wardrobe
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• I'm only emo on my days off
• So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Dreams last for so long
• So is this a Customer Service Center or a Technical Support Center?
• So, he's leaving
• So Many Roads
• so save me (user)
• So help me God
• So the Wind Won't Blow It All Away
• So, you want to be a philosopher
• So, you're gonna get laid off?
• so broken13_root (category)
• the luckiest girl in the world (so stellar, so astronomically astounding)
• So the sheep will push back
• They Were Wrong, So We Drowned
• Lies My Teacher Told Me
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• 7 Habits of Highly Effective Crackheads
• I'm pinching your face!
• I'm just a bill
• 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
• I'm falling in love with you
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• I'm having my dog shaved tomorrow
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm glad I'm white
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I'm going to the moon
• im not mikey_root (category)
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• Don't stand so close to me
• American girls are all so easy
• Why do people on TV eat so much?
• So you wanna be a hacker
• randir
• Why do so many people wear glasses?
• So you want to be a DJ?
• Why are there so many 1964 nickels?
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• So you are 14 now
• So, which one of you is the man?
• Oh, that it were so simple. That I could just utter those words.
• So you've decided to start smoking
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• Shot? So quick, so clean an ending?
• scattered like so many fallen rose petals
• dedicated to someone who told me--you are my sleep
• Opinions are immunity to being told you're wrong.
• Everclear
• Im-
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• I'm on drugs
• I'm not sharing him
• I'm not racist but...
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• I'm damn sociable for a hermit
• I'M SICK OF ALL YOUR RULES (document)
• I'm feeling lucky
• I'm Sas_root (category)
• Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Using Red Hat and it feels so good
• so sorry (user)
• Why UNIX commands are so abbreviated
• So, what's the problem with me?
• So Far, So Good... So What!
• Why I love Pascal so much
• Think not of it, sweet one, so
• It's so hard to be unfashionable
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• If class conflict is inherent to society, then so too is revolution
• Archived E2 FAQ: How come the site goes down so much? (document)
• thin is so in_root (category)
• Why are new books so expensive?
• I Told Ya I Love Ya, Now Get Out
• The Highly Sensitive Person
• I'm with the band
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• the words I'm after
• I'm alone in Geneva!
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Now I'm Nothing
• The "I'm getting my first shot" cry
• I'm not fucking bored
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I'm Only Sleeping
• I'm not what you think
• I'm Just Me_root (category)
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• I'm not a dick.
• Why we are so afraid
• And so it goes
• So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past
• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• Oooh it's so good!
• Why are estate agents so superior, after all they ARE estate agents?
• So that I may mutely speak
• 'T is so much joy!
• Why did so many animals return to the sea
• It's so easy to say you cried yourself to sleep. It's so hard to do.
• So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
• So Close
• I saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true!
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Discover me so by faint indirections
• Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
• And so he sailed the wine-dark sea
• Stories your parents told you as a kid
• Everything I Never Told You
• The Seven Habits of Highly Affective People
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• I signed up for the carpool for all the wrong reasons and now I'm bitter as Hell
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I'm Cute
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• I'm Thinking Tonight of My Blue Eyes
• Sitz im Leben
• Why I'm not conservative; why I'm not liberal
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• I'm not a poet, although I play one
• You're So Vain

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