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• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• Even In Dreams
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• It's not love. It's not even close.
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
• The best teacher I ever had
• The Evil Bozo had tricked him
• I wish I had my own orchestra
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• These are the memories I never had
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
• My farmworking 20th century immigrant forebears had no responsibility for the plight of your pre-20th century slave forebears
• if I had known then what I know now
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• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
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• Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
• I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
• I Had a Little Nut Tree
• If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• I haven't had a wet dream in years
• I used to complain that I had no shoes, until I met a man that had no feet.
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• You had me at hello
• Hitler as a great man
• Viewing Evil : Hitler and Haman
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• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Latin for Even More Occasions
• Even the moon likes to change her colors
• Why should I care about proper HTML when it looks fine on my browser? (document)
• Girlfriends who like to molest your nipples
• Some observations on getting a girlfriend
• I had an Everything dream an hour ago
• Miss Lucy had a Steamboat
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• They had been expecting me
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• Allah Had No Son
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• the grey in his hair had done nothing to tarnish the gleam in his eye
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• Even though I sleep terribly with another body in the bed
• Even Years Ago
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• Jesus cannot save you. He cannot even save Himself.
• I once helped Jason Priestley's girlfriend find his dick
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• What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
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• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• The Girl Who Had Everything
• Miss Polly had a dolly
• Twelve dreams I had in one night
• Had Icarus a Parachute
• impossible now to discern which had cleaved a heart from the errant which had missed the mark.
• Adolf Hitler
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• "42" is even to any base
• Even a stopped clock is right twice a day
• Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
• Even trees die
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• Dr. Girlfriend
• Questions I have had today
• Why Kurt had to go out the window
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• When Askeladden and the Troll had an Eating Competition
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• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• When you ride alone you ride with Hitler!
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• Even better than the real thing
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
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• If I had a nickel...
• Mary Had a Little Lamb
• Her Body Had Knots and Hollows
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• I had a party, you were not invited, here are the pictures
• You had two lovers, and eventually the one with the most chips won.
• I was once young and had a home
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• Plot to Assassinate Hitler
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• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
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• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• Satanic Zombie Cyborgs Meet the Unholy Girlfriend
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• When you had left our pirate fold
• The Boy Who Had Everything
• They Had No Poet
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
• Explaining Hitler
• Even if we're not together
• Even the moon was wrong
• Wanting to hear those quiet, even breaths at four in the morning
• There are roughly three billion women in the world, most of whom won't even return my calls
• Showing Everything to my Girlfriend
• Feminists make the best girlfriends
• Buying lingerie for your girlfriend - the definitive guide
• If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
• I, though I brought no fuel, had desire
• a man who had fallen among thieves
• Originally I had a strategy: Smile at pretty girls
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• I had hoped our relationship would be a long and happy one, but I'll settle for short and exciting
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• Letters to Hitler
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• Even Cowgirls get the Blues
• I'll even wonder if you meant it at the time
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
• Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
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• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• Jobs I've Had
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• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I had it hard for nuclear power
• He had something to say. He said it.
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Hitler was a Rothschild
• Dr's hospital adventure: Even the hospital food smells good when...
• Even a pigeon has a pussy
• Our stories will surprise even our selves.
• impress your girlfriend's family
• Girlfriend (user)
• I had pleasant times as well
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• The South had the right to secede from the Union
• Houston, we've had a problem
• My Life had stood -- a Loaded Gun --
• had Orpheus been a gentleman
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• Eddie Hitler
• Stalin vs. Hitler
• In your presence even my shadow acquires the sensation of touch
• I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
• That blood... it sang even as it spilled over the curb and crawled cello tremulous along the gutter's grade
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• Pinocchio and his girlfriend
• I'm not a good girlfriend
• Romeo and Juliet had it easy
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• Had I a man's fair form, then might my sighs
• I've had a drunken kebab and loved it!
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• You've never had it so good
• Hitler was an artist
• Hitler as Kalki
• The Devil went home crying and Jesus never even showed up
• the sum of all positive even numbers is -2
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
• Kick it to the curb, girlfriend!
• Girlfriends are basically just really good porn
• Neatest trip I've had
• If you had to become deaf or blind...
• Eyes that had a way of making time stop
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it

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