Findings:
- Don't want to be lonely no more
- Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- Don't Be Evil
- this used to be a nodeshell? you don't say...
- Don't Be An Ass (user)
- Don't Be An Ass_root (category)
- Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
- Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
- Don't be an IM phantom
- Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- Don't be sad
- Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
- Don't want sex, be sexual
- Billy, Don't Be a Hero
- don't be absurd (user)
- don't be absurd_root (category)
- Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- Don't Be Afraid
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- Why you don't deserve to be a professor
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
- I don't always want you to be nice
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
- I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
- Don't worry, Be Happy!
- I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
- Don't be seduced by the taco bar
- I don't want to be successful
- I don't want to be alone
- I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
- I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
- Be careful and don't fall down
- Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
- Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
- I don't feel physical pain
- Don't touch, check with other passengers, inform station staff or dial 999
- Jews don't expel Jews
- A Hangover You Don't Deserve
- The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- don't open the reactor
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- To do is to be
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- The Ten Commandments revised
- The node that tried too hard to be loved
- Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
- Even the dead will not be safe
- I am not ashamed to be a consumer
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- What consoles need to be as good as computers at games
- Too Shy to be Pretty
- You're too good to be human
- What is it like to be a bat?
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- Reasons why your chain may be falling off your bicycle
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
- This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
- If It Be True
- OBAFGKM
- I Wanna Be an Airborne Ranger
- Be the subject
- Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
- I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
- Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
- We hold these truths to be self-evident
- To be a young Australian
- How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- The Mountain that Must be Climbed
- When did you choose to be left-handed?
- A Right to Be Hostile: A Boondocks Treasury
- Results not typical. Mileage may vary. You may be a woman.
- If it be your will
- So you want to be an air traffic controller
- One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
- It takes a man to teach a man to be a man.
- Rick Deckard, Blade Runner or unscrupulous bastard? You be the judge.
- Soon I Will Be Invincible
- Short can be good! (document)
- The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
- The poor can't afford to buy cheap
- How to Make a Cheap Wine that Might Poison You
- Don't do that then!
- I don't give a DAMN about your character
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- Don't you ever go to work?
- Don't Stare
- We don't write poetry because it's cute
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- Think globally, don't act.
- Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
- don't cry over spilled milk
- If you don't like it, leave
- Don't try to clean out your car's petrol tank with a vacuum cleaner
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- Don't Tell a Soul
- Don't worry, Republic of South Moluccas. *I* recognize your independence.
- Don't Leave Before the Miracle
- Don't Deny Me (user)
- don't open the box of stereotypes
- Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
- E2 drank my beer, and I don't think it's fair
- Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- You must be 18 or older to enter
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- You're too young to be so old
- To God Be the Glory
- Soldiers who wish to be a hero
- if they can't do it themselves, they shouldn't be doing it
- what it takes to be a fool
- How to be monstrously shallow
- We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
- I wanna be a hero
- University students can be really stupid
- AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
- How to be an asshole
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
- Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool
- Oh to be Odd!
- The end will be a sellout
- AI should be our top priority.
- Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
- Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
- There are times when they seem to be right
- I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
- It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
- Touch not, lest ye be touched
- Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
- How to be a good evil villain
- You might be a Washingtonian
- Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
- Two Shall Be Born
- What can be better than that?
- Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
- The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
- Be-
- Evil be thou my good
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- I'll be in my bunk.
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- The back of the cereal box isn't what it used to be
- So you want to be an editor (document)
- trying to be a feminist
- Why war must be permitted, the 2nd edition
- Cheap beer causes STDs
- cheap sentimentality
- cheap blood & idea exchange
- I just don't know when to quit.
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- Old video games don't die
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- Don't let the psychos in
- Don't judge music by the first listen
- Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
- Don't let me die nervous
- Don't know your arse from your elbow
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
- don't waste punctuation
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- beside a moon that don't know when to quit
- I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
- Don't give me your hand me down love
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
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