Findings:

• Make shit up
• My Shit's Fucked Up
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
• Why don't search engines make use of NLP?
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• I am serving up and weildering triple secret fat ass flaming wisdoms, shit aint availing you, lamers of Edom!
• Why don't we become completely independent and make our own everything
• How we sleep on the nights we don't make love
• Don't wait up for me
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• make up sex
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• Don't ever empty half a bottle of washing up liquid into the cistern of a toilet
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Sorry, we don't make that in YOUR size
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
• Two wrongs don't make right
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• Don't stick wasabi up your nose
• what one lacks in quality, the other makes up for in quantity
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• Don't give up
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• I Don't Wanna Grow Up
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• Lucky Charms Don't Make You Lucky
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Blowing shit up
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• We did not make this up
• Up Shit Creek without a paddle
• Brown Shoes Don't Make It
• Blue and Yellow Don't Make Green
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• Kiss and make up
• I don't give a shit
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• Why the knobs on your cabinet doors don't line up properly
• If we don't make words, words will make us
• How to make roses open up
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• if you weren't real I would make you up
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• The imaginary world where I make up things and they are true
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• Guitar strings don't make good tattoo needles
• Don’t give up the ship!
• Time to gather up the splinters, make a casket for my tears.
• That phone call you don't want to make
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• Don't give up your day job
• Don't shit where you eat
• Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
• up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• Don't
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• Why I don't use the phrase "African-American"
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• if drivers don't use their turn signals
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• don't live with your clients
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• I don't play my violin in the desert anymore
• Don't expect God to save you
• You don't SIT IN the traffic jam; you ARE the traffic jam
• you don't talk much
• Don't Eat The Neighbours
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• My technophobe mom uses Linux; why don't you?
• You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
• Relax, don't think about the way that I treat you
• Dont come near me_root (category)
• don't look_root (category)
• We're blind. We're mortal. We don't know what the hell we're doing.
• Why I don't celebrate thanksgiving
• Whatever makes you happy on a Friday night
• Make my day
• Make a beat
• Old chestnut: Coins to make a dollar
• MTV Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack
• Nodes which sarcastically argue a point in order to make the other side look foolish are funny
• Ads are the only way to make a technology profitable without the power of nudity
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• Make a home-weary traveller's heart smile
• Make Tenure Fast
• Borrow money to make money
• Video games make kids violent! Tiger Woods PGA Tour '01 makes them pro golfers!
• How to make a serviceable pair of shoes out of a rubber tire
• Make the computer work? I'll need two black candles and a chicken.
• Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By
• The world's geek population makes me weep with despair and frustration
• Windsock poi
• How to make your illegal fortune with an iBook and Apache
• The reality of this information makes it irrelevant
• Make your own Ringtones (user)
• On Mojitos, and the Men That Make Them
• pot makes me feel better
• What the fuck is this shit?
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• UPS
• throw up
• Grown up
• Cowboy up
• Mob up
• Up early for court
• The long waking up
• How to hold up a bank in Pig-Latin
• caught up in the clouds, soaked with beautiful tears
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• Erewhon : Chapter III - Up the River
• Tangled Up In Blue
• Woke up this morning, blues all round my bed
• The sequel to Dragons of Eden may include a discussion on UPS trucks
• Rolling Up, Rolling Down
• How did I end up here?
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• Grease up the mirror with some lipstick
• How the Union and the Confederacy stacked up at the beginning of the Civil War
• Because it all burns up
• Up With Your Kipper
• How to pick up hot red headed chicks
• Giving Up the Gun: Japan's Reversion to the Sword, 1543-1879
• Rising Up and Rising Down
• walking up against the wall
• guess i got rung up (user)
• We woke up one morning and fell a little further down
• Sewn up by frost
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Don't quote me on that
• Love the one you don't need
• I don't want to see her
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Listening to a movie in a language you don't know
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• Don't Blame Me
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• I take for granted that you just don't care
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• Don't say no
• Next time don't drop acid and down a dozen shots right before the rehearsal dinner
• Why the Aum Shinrikyo and Anthrax don't mix
• HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
• What I don't know I can't reveal under torture
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• Rules that don't apply to you
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• Don't Be Evil
• Peace out boy scout, don't use your knot tying skills for bad ideas
• I don't know how to smile
• You don't leave anyone alone in a monkey knife fight
• This dress makes you look fat
• To make Parsnip Wine
• Make a poke
• The less you know, the more money you make
• Gari
• That which does not kill us, makes us Stranger
• Homemade household cleaning agents
• After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
• This node does not make sense
• How to make an Omelette
• Make me one of you
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• Quantum Mechanics makes you immortal
• What Makes a Woman? Radical Feminism and Transsexuality
• make World
• I want to rip off your logic and make passionate sense to you
• How smoking made me strong
• I make liberty cry_root (category)
• How to make money in the music industry without actually making new music
• make mp3 ringtones (user)
• how to make adderall into methamphetamine
• Piece of shit car

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