• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Shoot the Piano Player
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• They Don't Want Me
• Please Don't Bury Me
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Break me. I'm elated.
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Two shadows walk with me as my only allies
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Drink to Me Only With Thine Eyes
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• Don't be an IM phantom
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• The only mercy in this night is that it don't blow out your match
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• Don't call me white
• don't shoot the messenger
• Being a dickhead
• piano player
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Hand me that piano
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• My God, don't tempt me!
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• dont bug me (user)
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
• they only gave me trouble anyways
• you shoot me honest volumes
• Don't let me die nervous
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt oriented wardrobe
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Dont come near me. (user)
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Don't Give Me Names
• They don't touch me the same way
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• Don't send me roses
• I'm not in love, set me free
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will accidentally shoot their children
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• Don't stand so close to me
• Don't call me Asian
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• Don't hate the player, hate the game
• Player Piano
• Studies for Player Piano
• She only wants me for tech support
• customers don't trust me
• They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• Your carousels are player pianos
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Don't leave me alone
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Dont come near me (user)
• I'm so shallow, A new T-Shirt makes me happy
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• I don't mind if you forget me
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• Touch me I'm sick
• Don't Pass Me By
• What, we don't shoot them now?
• don't taze me bro! (user)
• Don't Make Me Think
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Yes, i am an utter bastard, so your hate and hurt feelings only amuse me
• Don't call me Debbie
• They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
• Chicks dig the piano player
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Don't tell me everything
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• Don't Say You Love Me
• Don't Deny Me (user)
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• Don't tread on me
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• The "Look at me! I'm breaking the law!" problem
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• Don't quote me on that
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Don't Blame Me
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• She only wants me for sex
• Wait, Wait... Don't Tell Me!
• kill him dead; don't call me
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Ito Jakuchu
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm only emo on my days off
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• I'm Only Sleeping
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Just don't expect me to understand
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Don't wait up for me
• Don't draw your gun if you don't intend to shoot
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• Only Jesus can judge me
• Makaronio me feta
• Don't
• skinny me (user)
• c me not_root (category)
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• Why can't my employer pay me more?
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Hamster toys you need, and those you don't
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• French Canadians don't speak French
• frell me dead
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• emo me (user)
• Why don't we become completely independent and make our own everything
• He that is not with me is against me.
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!

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