• Make shit up
• Why don't we become completely independent and make our own everything
• We did not make this up
• Kiss and make up
• I am serving up and weildering triple secret fat ass flaming wisdoms, shit aint availing you, lamers of Edom!
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• How to make roses open up
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• if you weren't real I would make you up
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• The imaginary world where I make up things and they are true
• Sorry, we don't make that in YOUR size
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Time to gather up the splinters, make a casket for my tears.
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Two wrongs don't make right
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• Don't stick wasabi up your nose
• Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
• up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• I Don't Wanna Grow Up
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Lucky Charms Don't Make You Lucky
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Why the knobs on your cabinet doors don't line up properly
• If we don't make words, words will make us
• Blue and Yellow Don't Make Green
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• make up sex
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Don't give up
• Blowing shit up
• Brown Shoes Don't Make It
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• Don't give up your day job
• Up Shit Creek without a paddle
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• Don't Make Me Think
• Don’t give up the ship!
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Guitar strings don't make good tattoo needles
• Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
• I don't give a shit
• That phone call you don't want to make
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• what one lacks in quality, the other makes up for in quantity
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• How we sleep on the nights we don't make love
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• My Shit's Fucked Up
• Why don't search engines make use of NLP?
• Don't wait up for me
• Don't ever empty half a bottle of washing up liquid into the cistern of a toilet
• Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
• Don't shit where you eat
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Don't
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Hamster toys you need, and those you don't
• French Canadians don't speak French
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• Don't you know that's a sin?
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• They Don't Want Me
• Sorry, I don't work here
• Why I don't go to the South
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• tuesdays don't go anywhere (document)
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Don't Break the Oath
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• I don't love you anymore
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• you don't love like a cold-weather man
• Make it your policy, starting now, to always answer this question honestly
• SOY! SOY! SOY! Soy makes you strong! Strength crushes enemies! SOY!
• Make the nut
• you make the call
• How to make a mailman's job more entertaining
• Make your own clothing
• Tell the truth or make your lies more interesting
• How to make your monitor usable
• I make liberty cry (user)
• McDonald's makes money by McRaping your pockets
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• Here is how to make flame sing
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• I can make you howl. And vice versa. Let's get down to business.
• How to make an Enigma
• Make an egg bounce
• an empty vessel makes much noise
• Her face could make the ocean ache
• Taking Drugs To Make Music To Take Drugs To
• these couplets are a waste of time; i never seem to make them scan
• shit list
• In deep shit
• How good bands go wrong
• rare as rocking horse shit
• Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start
• kiss it up to God
• heads up
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• pull up a chair
• My computer blew up
• Cheer up luv, it might never happen
• Waking up in a cold room
• Blow up a building with a sack of flour and two rounds of ammunition
• this side up
• "Shut up," he explained
• 19 miles up and falling
• Tired of Waking Up Tired
• Sally Jessy man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
• Let's tear down build up smashing a new world
• Stand Up for Judas
• Bust out the biscuits, strike up the band
• ups (user)
• Ready up
• Turn up the Ska
• crop up
• Using Dao Yin as a martial arts warm up
• your dialog and instructions are coiled up tight in every single one of your cells and they're all singing
• The ocean will one day give up its dead
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• I Don't Want to Go to Mexico
• Don't Block the Box
• Arguments don't change minds
• Sometimes I actually don't mind having the slowest modem in the world
• Don't write faxes with red pen!
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• Cats don't have brakes
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• The horrible realization that you don't matter
• So you don't have to
• Don't blow-dry your Basil.
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• dont (user)
• If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
• Don't worry, Republic of South Moluccas. *I* recognize your independence.
• I don't feel physical pain
• Don't Be An Ass_root (category)
• Now there's a sonnet you don't see every day
• don't judge a book by its movie
• Don't You Hate
• Please don't take my sunshine away.
• Don't Cast Your Marbles Before Swine
• how to make a mess
• Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill
• What makes me beautiful
• How to make whine
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• How to make ASCII characters in HTML
• make out
• How to make a Lightsaber
• Breeders: your children do not make you superior
• Flipping Forward in a Book to Make Sure A Character Lives
• Giving a cat oral medication
• how to make a galaxy
• How to make a quick five dollars
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch: Make My Video
• Gargoyles make lousy houseguests
• We no longer celebrate what makes us the same, only what makes us different.
• Your Dracula voice makes my lust uncontrollable and surreal.
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life

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