Findings:
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
- Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
- What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
- Just because you have a girlfriend doesn't mean you have a social life
- The Skinny on Cool Man Eddie
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
- Cool Man Eddie (user)
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- Cool Man Eddie
- Cool Man Eddie (user)
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- Cool Man Eddie meets Message Inbox
- Glad To Have A Friend Like You
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Have you ever made a just man?
- Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
- I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
- I'm just a bill
- I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
- I'm Just Me (user)
- I'm not this cool in real life
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- Help! I'm going to have sex
- Because I'm an adult
- cool man 1 (user)
- just friends
- just a friend
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- I cannot say I love you less than the stars
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- I'm just sayin'
- We know we have fallen because we know who we are
- Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
- This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
- I didn't always have this cool job
- Just a Friend? (user)
- I have too much to say
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- I'm Just Me_root (category)
- This is Just to Say
- The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
- Man's best friend
- I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
- These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet
- I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
- because it wasn't just the air
- God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
- just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
- My uncle says that smoking crack is kinda cool
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- I'm The Man
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- My sweet, fluffy puppydog is a feral and bloodthirsty killer. Cool!
- Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
- Once you have tasted flight: In defense of manned space travel
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
- I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
- Just say no to TV
- Just Say No to Dubs
- What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt oriented wardrobe
- Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- Let's just say it takes a certain amount of consumer zeal.
- just because they never bothered to really do
- skeptics would say that it's just light dancing beneath the eyelids
- Sitting in the library, listening to the rain, reading an interesting book and wanting to meet the man who just walked past
- Koo-koo-sint, the Star Man: A Chronicle of David Thompson
- Shall I say, I have gone at dusk through narrow streets
- What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
- Have I just accidentally reinvented beef Stroganoff?
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- I'm just a collection of electrons
- I'm just here for the candy
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
- just because it was an accident, doesn't mean it'll come back to life
- It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- Must never have dated my friend Emily
- For God's sake, just have another election
- Just Say Know
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- Have Your Say
- I have just been shot
- I'm Waiting for the Man
- That sweet voice is the means of your coup, and I'm on the retreat
- because I have given up any care
- One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
- My Best Man's speech, at my best friend's wedding
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
- I'm Glad
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
- Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
- When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
- I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
- The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
- My friend has just broken up a marriage
- Man's best friend? (e2poll)
- Today I'm glad I work in a diner
- Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
- If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
- And they all just stood and stared
- Dog Man Star
- friends just taste better
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
- Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
- I'm not very cool
- That isn't a vortex, you just have a hummingbird in your ear
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
- Just friends syndrome
- I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
- You really have nothing to say, do you?
- I never thought I'd have something to say
- painting stars that have not come to be
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
- i'm tired, not of you, but just tired, and i dont know why
- They leap just because they can, out of joy
- space just isn't for stars
- She's Either Being Sweet and Lying, or She's Just a Doormat
- Friends of Man
- Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- Because I say so
- I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
- I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
- I have just shaved off all my hair, now my headphones don't fit
- (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
- I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
- I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
- (I'm just a) Love Machine
- The Cousin Eddie Award
- Just drive, man! Drive!
- Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
- Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
- negativity... that ain't cool man
- cool man 1_root (category)
- I have lots of gay friends
- Let's just be friends
- All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
- Just great, I'm actually a coward
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
- I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
- I'm a Medieval Man
- Man's Friend
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- i'm just a girl
- Paranoia just ain't cool anymore.
- Cool Man Eddie_root (category)
- Eddie Says (user)
- You have __ friends! (e2poll)
- The Six Million Dollar Man and Friends Go Disco
- But I have seen the sun just once
- I'm just talking about Shaft
- You can't tell sleep where to go
- Hey! Just say!
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- What do you say to your best friend's ex?
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