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• McNulty's Tea and Coffee, Inc.
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• give me the truth or nothing
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• You're either saving my life or you're killing me. I haven't decided which.
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• Love Me or Leave Me
• Is Everything 2 making me more or less intelligent?
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• Ashland Coffee & Tea
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt oriented wardrobe
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• Do I imagine it, or does the flatmate fancy me?
• Coffee People
• Deal with the flames on their terms or yours
• Fuelled on Coffee (user)
• It doesn't matter whether Hitler was an Atheist or a Christian
• This music crept by me upon the waters
• Egyptian tea ceremony
• Pour Some Sugar On Me
• tea shop
• Tasseomancy
• Someone please kill me
• The Russian Tea Room
• The Harbinger's Tea
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• tea banquet
• Whoever You Are Holding Me Now in Hand
• How the Sphere encouraged me in a Vision
• Carry Me back to Old Virginny
• Call me a lady and I will growl at you
• My Company Trusts Me
• bare with me
• hand me downs
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• tell me the truth
• Flying scares the crap out of me
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• Tell me another lie
• Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• music fled above me
• always with me
• She told me to say that
• It's not me, it's you
• the me (user)
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• Honest, Chief, it just came off in me 'and
• Put me under
• Customizing the OEM information in Windows9x/ME
• Two condoms, she makes me wear
• I've already paid $9; why are you showing me commercials?
• read to me
• Bring Me the Head of Prince Charming
• me mate dave (user)
• I My Me! Strawberry Eggs
• She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
• Now open your eyes and tell me what you saw
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• I don't mind if you forget me
• No one touches me
• you know me (user)
• Dance Me Outside
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• She handed me my first sharpened pencil.
• c me not (user)
• Before you, there was me
• it's just me (user)
• Drop Kick Me Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• me so cute (user)
• he calls me monster
• Johnny Remember Me
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• blame me
• Man... or Astro-man?
• sooner or later
• Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest?
• Should I stay or should I go?
• How to disable or translate caps lock in Microsoft Windows 2000
• Reporting Loss or Disclosure of Classified Information at the NSA
• Or something (user)
• How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
• Victim or the Crime
• Portland, Oregon Gay District
• Is this poetry or crap?
• Manual Operation of Train Signals (or "Making ding-ding with no choo-choo")
• Join or Die
• Solving mazes of twisty little passages, alike or different
• English fricassee sauce for chicken or turkey
• An American in Tours
• 206
• Protocol for the Prohibition of the Use in War of Asphyxiating, Poisonous or Other Gasses, and of Bacteriological Methods of Warfare
• I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
• Mr. Coffee
• Day 5 of My Experiment with Coffee Withdrawal
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• B. D. Beans Coffee Co./Internet Cafe
• plain sailing or not
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• So Sue Me
• Electric Iced Tea
• Drink Me
• Rich tea biscuit
• Big Me
• A rum drinking demon at tea
• Twisted Tea
• Eating in the morning makes me sick
• Maté Tea
• A Lovely Tea
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• My Mom buys me diet pills
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Hit me up
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• let me grow up
• Dogs that have owned me
• Bush and Gore Make Me Wanna Ralph
• Turn not towards me
• Catch Me If You Can
• Let me set the record straight
• They want me for a focus group!
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Some things dannye taught me without trying
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• My God, don't tempt me!
• Ask Me More Eeyore
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• My wife made me sexy!
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• Give me back my bike!
• water pour down on us. trusting me, eyes shut.
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• Guide me, O Thou Great Redeemer
• MacGyver taught me that
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• You say you love; but with a voice
• The man is bringing me down
• Tell me something good
• The smell of his cologne still makes me cry
• Me and the Fat Man
• Brought down as White, kept down as Black, brought up as None, left with me
• I Touch the Earth, the Earth Touches Me
• And the bridge sang its sweet siren song, longingly, to me
• drop me a line_root (category)
• Choose a star with me
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• You wouldn't recognize me
• MET ME IN THE TRAP (user)
• in a quiet room streaming words for me
• Cry me a river
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• Breathe on me, Breath of God
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• They love me in San Francisco

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