• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• Please help me!
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Someone please kill me
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Papa, Can You Hear Me?
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Never coin a phrase if you can help it
• Fragmentation often helps me perceive facets
• If you can catch me, you can keep me
• Please Please Me
• Please do not bring me flowers
• The adrenaline rush of meeting someone new to whom you can relate
• Technology can help YOU win Friends and Influence People!
• How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
• No Rack Can Torture Me
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• please forgive me (user)
• Someone looking at a picture of me
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• Please please please let me get what I want
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• Time Travelers please help!
• Please stop annoying me
• Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
• Only Jesus can judge me
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• Help me help you
• Can you hear me flailing
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• Please Kill Me
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
• Please, Call me Honky
• Catch Me If You Can
• Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
• Helping a loved one with depression
• I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
• Please remember to let me down gently.
• please take me to see my mother
• You Can Count on Me
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Can you hear me knocking?
• So help me God
• Can You Take Me Back
• I can feel you forgetting me
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• You say you want to help me
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
• Pleased to Meet Me
• Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• listen()
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Please tell me, Elizabeth. How exactly does one suck a fuck?
• Nothing can stop me now
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• Give me a moment, please
• I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• let me speak please (user)
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Can You Fill Me In?
• Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Someone to Watch over Me
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• god help me
• Please Don't Bury Me
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• A very mean bar trick
• can u c me i guess n (user)
• help me (user)
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• Though you can tell me
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• Help Me, Daddy
• You can see right through me
• can u c me i guess n_root (category)
• How to ruin someone's life
• WWIII can start in Afghanistan
• Someone else's toilet
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• My eyes change color when I kiss someone
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• The Physical Impossibility of Death - in the Mind of Someone Living
• Trash can basketball
• The Pariah Coke Can Theory
• Brother, can you spare a dime?
• Our rover can kick your lander's ass!
• Can You Rip a Memory?
• I can still see you
• Canned Hamm
• When I think of him now I can smell horses
• canned sunshine
• I Can See for Miles
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• Canned Spoon (user)
• Starsphere
• Ducks can swim. What about her pearls?
• watering can
• can (user)
• the can (user)
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• Herbs for help in divination
• Help! Help! We're being held prisoner in a system software factory!
• Hands cupped into a half circle, he bent foward to help her catch a light
• /me
• why me?
• Speak To Me
• Beam Me Up, Scotty
• My computer won't let me turn it off!
• Spontaneous Me
• me (user)
• Yes me, right now
• Lick me out
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• My Company Likes Me
• "Mr. Sandman, Bring Me a Dream"
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• Driving scares the crap out of me
• Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
• The thought that kept me awake
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• Me and My Egg Roll
• Your words keep me alive
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• She just looks at me
• me neither
• So, what's the problem with me?
• Tell me a story about flowers
• Take Me As I Am
• Ammonia Pine 4 Me (user)
• You lost me
• Eat me beat me lady
• Pedro and Me
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
• Marry Me a Little
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• U r 2 SMART 4 me (user)
• Kiss Me, Kate
• Brought down as White, kept down as Black, brought up as None, left with me
• I Touch the Earth, the Earth Touches Me
• And the bridge sang its sweet siren song, longingly, to me
• drop me a line_root (category)
• bear with me
• graveyards make me wet
• Me and You and Everyone We Know
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• Why are you following me? What I am trying to escape is you.
• Evil is me (user)
• Imagine Me and You
• my secret made me very happy
• e2 is turning me into an alcoholic
• for me to smell a garden without trying
• Me with you, lucky me
• tell me all your reasons
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• Please don't apologize for your identity
• Die Please (user)
• this is a please this is a please
• How to tell someone it's break time in a high noise environment
• Star Wars Pepsi Cans
• Before You Hear It From Someone Else
• Linux can reduce your taxes
• The closer you are to someone, the easier it is to hurt them
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• How to kick someone in the testicles
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• BQN: Can you?
• king can
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• I can photograph you while you sleep

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