Black Worm Jism

Anyone familiar with Bill Hicks will recall his routine on famous people sucking Satan's cock, and in the process, filling their bellies with his 'black worm jism.'

I thought that name was too cool not to become a drink. But it couldn't just be any drink. It had to be tolerable, but at the same time, pack enough of a kick to simulate the effect of Satan's sperm eating their way through your stomach lining. This is the closest I could get without crossing over into "undrinkable" territory. Drink enough of these, and you will get an ulcer.

This drink isn't for people who don't like coffee. If you like coffee, but require such additives as cream, you may alter this recipe. But then it'll be brown sugary worm jism, and that just isn't in the spirit of things, now, is it?

Ingredients:

• 1 oz Kahlua
• 1 oz Creme de Cacao
• 1 oz Coconut-flavored Rum
• 4 oz Coffee
• 1 oz Espresso
• Cubed ice
• Bailey's Irish Cream (optional)

Mixing instructions:

1. Fill a highball glass with cubed ice. 3 or 4 cubes will do.
2. Pour in the Kahlua, Creme de Cacao, and rum. No specific order required.
3. Pour in the expresso and the coffee.
4. Stir, until the drink has cooled.
5. At this point, you pansies may add the cream-like-substances.
6. Enjoy.

Return to the Everything Bartender for another round!

Sources:

• My fucked up brain
• My third eye
• My inner goat-boy