Findings:

• 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
• Ain't nobody here but us chickens
• ain't nothin' but a family thing
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• I hate to break it to you, President Bush, but $300 ain't jack
• Baby, we ain't nothing but mammals
• I am serving up and weildering triple secret fat ass flaming wisdoms, shit aint availing you, lamers of Edom!
• Sugar and shit in the same bag; she lost the battle but is winning the war
• Ain't nothing but a thing
• we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• It's cooler than eating shit, but not as cool as munching pussy.
• But would you eat the peanuts from her shit?
• Ain't nothing going on but the rent
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• ain't
• A River Aint' Too Much to Love
• stand/alone/bitch (user)
• John Romero is going to make you his bitch
• phanatical bitch (user)
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Poor but honest
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• The operation succeeded but the patient died
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• Jesus died for somebody's sins, but not mine
• Butt's Twelve by Pies
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• Hoe
• the eagle shits
• happy horse shit
• Shit oozes downwards
• bag of tricks
• Involuntary raising hands trick
• Dirty Tricks were Used!
• The Trick
• Ain't Misbehavin'
• You Ain't Goin' Nowhere
• I Ain't Smokin' No Fiberglass
• Refrigerator bitch list
• bitch 2003_root (category)
• fat bitch (user)
• Butt shaft
• The vodka is good, but the meat is rotten
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• We're one, but we're not the same
• Why is windows-bashing okay, but Linux-bashing bad?
• Skim this life but never live
• But I have seen the sun just once
• With or Without You... but I prefer the latter
• The gruff but lovable Gus
• troubling but tasty
• But how's the grilled cheese? A GCP reunion and nodermeet in St. Louis, Jan 2006
• Perhaps not forever, but longer than usual
• always morning, but never breakfast
• Nice prose, but what's with all the line breaks?
• When the shit hits the fan
• No shit, Sherlock
• Alternatives to "Oh Shit!" when visiting the Great Aunts
• talking shit about a pretty sunset
• The Trick About Thawing Grapes
• A simple card trick to win bets and make enemies
• upstairs/downstairs trick in Nethack
• cum trick
• Two out of three ain't bad
• Say It Ain't So
• Son of a bitch
• bitch character
• My Youngest Son (Of a Bitch)
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Streets thick with wild chaos and cigarette butts
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
• nothing but net
• Butt Memorial Bridge
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• High school can kill you
• Boston sports fans and their teams: A brief but angsty perspective
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• A reddish glow is clearly visisble all the way around the horizon, but the moon, alas, remains hidden
• But can you still cry like a child?
• Reality is shit, and cyberspace is god
• Shit fire and save matches
• Shit or Go Blind
• Stupid Unix Tricks
• Ping pong ball trick
• trick knee
• Is You is or is You Ain't My Baby?
• A fire in the street ain't like a fire in the heart
• dish bitch
• Bitch and Animal
• its eugene bitches (user)
• separate but equal
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I know you are, but what am I?
• Butt fluffies
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• I love you but I have to let you go
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• You are nothing but the sum of your friends
• The train's heart is big and black, but it cries to lonely sky
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• Illness limits but doesn't define
• A fact is either true or false but a poem requires considered judgement
• I wish I could invent shit
• Uncontrollable moody shit mode
• bird shit
• Arms through the floor trick
• lobster trick
• Tricks for multiplying two-digit numbers
• negativity... that ain't cool man
• If momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy
• bit.ch (user)
• Acerbic jerk bitch
• The bitch in the house
• But who codes the coders?
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• butts ARE litter
• I am but a moth before your flame
• General Butt Naked
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My skull is but a padded cell, the walls of which my inner demons bounce off
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• This ocean is angry but I might live through it
• If Thou But Suffer God to Guide Thee
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
• I hate Ronald Reagan, but I love He-Man
• Butterflies are passive aggressive and put their problems on the shelf, but they're beautiful
• Narcissism rears its beautiful but self-absorbed head
• Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever
• I couldn't help but notice your pain
• Piece of shit car
• Why are statues covered more thoroughly with bird shit than the other places in cities?
• The shit we ate
• Take a twenty-pound sledgehammer and vigorously and fanatically wield it against your confining ten-pound mold, your five-pound rut and smash the ever loving shit out of it, lovingly.
• CNAME trick
• grab trick
• The Hat Trick
• trick question
• He ain't heavy, he's my brother
• punk aint dead_root (category)
• The Bitch and Her Whelps
• Common Bitch
• sexy bitch (user)
• There is no god but God
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• BQN: But, one for all?
• silent but deadly
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• It's mean to hide a kitten in a puppy's butt
• That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
• Why are all senses but vision abstract?
• I wrote you a letter on the bus back from the city, but that's a different kind of weary
• I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• Finite but unbounded
• O day and night, but this is wondrous strange!
• Sticks and stones may break your bones, but the tongue will crush you
• We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
• She Spoke in Nothing But Lies
• I might not believe in God, but I sure as hell believe in the power of prayer
• History rarely repeats itself, but it often rhymes.
• I shit you not
• Shit or get off the pot
• Piero Manzoni

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