Findings:

• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• had Orpheus been a gentleman
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• Movies I would make if I had enough money
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• At night, her eyes closed, she would
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Empty at last she had room to unfurl
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• She had the most wonderful grin in the world
• I wish I had been told what Schrödinger really meant
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• if you had it as an option, would you take it?
• I had hoped our relationship would be a long and happy one, but I'll settle for short and exciting
• Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• I had been hungry all the years
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• I appear to have been misinformed
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• She started to fall, and knew she would never come back
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• Milk left on the counter overnight turned sour. She had turned as well.
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• you would have been
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• If she didn't love you she would kill you
• They had been expecting me
• The walls she had built around herself cracked and crumbled
• She had fingernails that shined like justice
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• She had eyes like the Blue Screen of Death
• she had already found her party
• 'I'm crushing your head!' error appears after leaving open a pop-up slider
• I've Been Working on the Railroad
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• The Cub Scout Mutiny
• Questions I have had today
• Opening the cold vats, we saw what we had done
• America if I only had the money. Here are your new commercials:
• Had I not seen the Sun
• What some stuffy Victorians had to say about poetry
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• She writes notes to me, to keep me in check
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• She Sleeps
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• There is nothing growing here, in the space between she and me
• I am my mother's daughter, and she is my daughter
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• and she is a martyr
• those whose lives you impact seldom remain in yours
• What would happen if the Borg assimilated Linux?
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Where would America be without Canada?
• I wish you would talk to me
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• How Would Jesus Drive?
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• I Always Knew I Would Fall in Love with a Blue-Eyed Girl
• But if you destroy the world, where would we live?
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Never been to Woonsocket, never been to Spain
• Attention has been paid
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• If I had a nickel...
• Mary Had a Little Lamb
• i had a dream about the future
• You had better...!!!
• The flowers of our love had died under the hot sun of time
• I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
• The sprehas had ponits and patles
• impossible now to discern which had cleaved a heart from the errant which had missed the mark.
• The Chair she sat in, like a burnished throne
• English As She Is Spoke: Useful Words, Part I
• She ties regrets around her fingers like forget-me-knots
• All That She Wants
• She is not beautiful
• She Takes Flight
• She Howls (user)
• They did not forgive us, she thought. We will surely die.
• Red aura, she looked bright
• She didn't want the truth; she wanted to make a good man squirm
• she bigbob2 (user)
• born baby blue, tonight she is burning red
• If a woman lactates honey, she probably has cooter bees
• How to comfort someone whose parent has died
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• I would love to hold your hand.
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• I wish it would stay gloomy
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• Objects in mirror are closer than they appear
• you know you've been caught
• It's All Been Done Before
• Why I've never been ice skating
• We're sorry to inform you: Tony Orlando has been postponed
• The way things have always been done
• It's been almost three weeks since yesterday.
• Lone Wolf and Cub
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• How Eulenspiegel had his horse shod with silver and gold
• Best smoke I've ever had
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• She stopped and took a second look
• English As She Is Spoke: Idiotisms and Proverbs
• She just sat there
• She Dwelt Among the Untrodden Ways
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• She touched my life for a second and made everything peach-scented
• She pulls the covers tighter
• She was inside the music, with her eyes closed
• What she didn't say
• She's found the hole in reality. She knows its depth.
• She buys apples
• What she writes in my diary, I will read in twenty years
• she cries
• whose leaves are drops of new-shed blood
• Now I, even I, would celebrate...
• What would you give your left arm for?
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Things the IS people would love to say out loud
• I never thought I would node this
• I would like to step out of my heart and go walking beneath the enormous sky
• Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
• Life is uncertain. Would you like dessert first?
• Ereneta, Ereneta (Once Appeared on Baretta)
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Someone's been messing with my anti-paranoia medication!
• I've been shot!
• Help! My sister's been abducted by Christians!
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• This is the oldest I've ever been
• unlicked cub
• But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• He'd experienced a horror I had not
• The best date I never had
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• I Had Already Quit That Job About 20 Days Ago...in my mind, anyway
• she left a little Java-shaped hole in my heart
• She Came In Through The Bathroom Window
• She Loves Me
• She is Overheard Singing
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• She kills me
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• each flake a cold kiss she brushes off
• Venus, when she is the evening star
• We light candles on the day she died
• she wants to believe
• Theorems whose names sound like Robert Ludlum novel titles
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• What Would You Do For a Klondike® Bar?
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts

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