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• compost happens
• This is When it Happens
• Since then, all I do
• If 0=1, then I am the Pope
• Now and Then : From Coney Island to Here
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
• But seriously, a tragic thing happened down the street
• What happened to claymation?
• Sometimes it happens
• What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
• For Once, Then, Something
• And then, she expressed frustration with life in general
• If Satan is the prince of darkness, then who is the king?
• First compress it, then encrypt it
• And then I awoke...
• What would happen if the Borg assimilated Linux?
• The Big Bang happened here
• What happened to the competition of ideas?
• If you told me this never happened
• A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
• What can happen if you accidentally commit plagiarism
• then
• That Was Then, This is Now
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• I think I fell in love with her right then and right there
• This is me, I said, and then I talked for hours
• If infinite alternate Universes exist, then where are all the visitors?
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• Whatever happened to acid rain?
• What really happens when you call the help desk
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
• Every Now and Then
• I Sit And Then Rise
• Well, then, I hate Thee, unrighteous picture
• Now and Then, Here and There
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Something Happens
• an accident waiting to happen
• If it hasn't happened to you in Unix, it will
• A funny thing happened on my way to the courthouse
• Nothing bad can happen to you in your sleep
• Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
• More than a mouthful is a waste
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
• Baltimore Then and Now
• if I had known then what I know now
• This can't happen
• What happened to all those ancient, advanced civilizations?
• Nothing Much Happens
• Everything happens now
• Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow?
• and then a miracle occurs
• And then one day you wake up
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• And then all that we receive
• then (user)
• The monkey children were everywhere back then. Their fedoras littered the roads.
• Whatever Happened to Mr. Garibaldi?
• How could this happen?
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• It happens everyday
• Killing one's family and then killing oneself
• And Then There Were None
• First the music, then the fire
• Then the heavens opened
• happen
• What do you want to see happen?
• Why do bad things happen to good people?
• It happened to everyone else; she swore it wouldn't to her
• The Tale of Sweet Cab-ij and all that Happened to Her
• All this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.
• How I then tried to diffuse the Theory of Three Dimensions by other means, and of the result
• Syphilis - Then and Now
• David Bowie freaked me out and then some
• The air full of ice and electricity, and then the sky went green and the air raid sirens went off
• A few hundred books to 1500. Some ten thousand to 1600. Eighty thousand to 1700. Three hundred thousand to 1800. Then things go crazy.
• Just because it happened to you
• For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
• Cheer up luv, it might never happen
• What really happens while the credit agency's phone is ringing
• What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
• What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• she turns and smiles, then walks away
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• I heard a light sigh and then my heart stood still
• What Happened to Cunegund, Candide, the Grand Inquisitor, and the Jew
• Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• Programming for a drug dealer
• When Bad Things Happen to Good People
• And then I crawled out from under the table
• And then I broke his nose
• Then And Now
• Are you a sexist pig? Then buy our booze!
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• Shit happens
• can't happen
• Whatever happened to the Burger King?
• How Dorothy Happened to Get Lost
• How the Bush hydrogen fuel cell idea probably happened
• A Lot Can Happen
• Life sucks, then you die
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• And then we'll invade Russia
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• it was true then
• E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
• A boating accident waiting to happen
• What the hell happens to E2 at 2:15am PDT?
• Whatever Happened to The Likely Lads?
• What happens in a car crash
• A plan is just a list of things that doesn't happen
• To Carthage then I came
• Then I poked him in his sunburn
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• And then a terrible silence
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• cliches happen
• My memory of what happened is not what happened
• Bad things that happened on Christmas Day
• What it is like to go without and then, to not, even in a small way
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• Life sucks, then you die, then you come back
• Why do the things that happen to us make such funny stories?
• What happens when you put a bisected grape in a microwave oven
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• Strange Things Sometimes Still Happen
• The Moment When Nothing Happened
• And then I will just slip away
• and then I woke up
• When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
• If You Can't See My Mirrors (Then I Can't See You)
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• What happens if somebody messes up in lab
• Something Happened
• What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
• A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
• How could God let this happen?
• Good things rarely happen after midnight
• So then she said
• Then Came the Last Days of May
• Had I a man's fair form, then might my sighs
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• What Happened to Our Two Travelers with Two Girls, Two Monkeys, and the Savages, Called Oreillons
• Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• worse things happen at sea
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• Then: The Early Years
• Laughter reaction to acting abusively
• now and then
• This is the time. The time was now. And now is then. This was the time.
• i kissed her one last time, then walked out of her life forever
• This will never happen
• What happens if you're too nice?
• What happens to nice girls?
• what happened wasn't necessarily an accident
• What the hell happened to us?
• What time do you call this, then?
• 'Tis better to die as a lion than to live 1000 years as a dog
• And Then I Said "Touche"
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• And then I dropped the ipod in the loo.
• Whatever happened to the random link button on yahoo?
• It Happened One Night
• How it Happened that a Friend Killed a Friend
• Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
• What happens when a Pope dies
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• then I hugged him
• Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• feed your pretty words to my muse, and perhaps then
• What Happened to the 56 Men Who Signed the Declaration of Independence
• Accidents Never Happen
• Whatever happened to reverence for the holidays?
• She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• And then stand/alone/bitch popped up under 'local matches'
• You have a sad feeling for a moment, then it passes

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