Findings:

• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• i gave her my heart. she gave me a pen.
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• The portion of her face she allows me to see
• I was a homeless bum
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• She just looks at me
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• Society made me what I am
• The Devil made me do it
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• Take me to the bridge
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Bathe her and bring her to me
• man when you are telling me how it was
• Just Me (user)
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• bare with me
• Take me to your leader
• she spent the night gingerly peeling me off the moon.
• please take me to see my mother
• People just expect things from me
• Marriage made me stupid, lazy and old
• She said she loved me
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• Dai-Un made me do it!
• My wife made me sexy!
• She misses me
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• The most direct path in my soul, is from me to you
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• it's just me (user)
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• The full moon made me do it
• A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• That one makes me scream, she said
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• The stars were bright that night she left me forever
• Thou hast made me, and shall thy work decay?
• Take Me As I Am
• She Fucks Me
• Calgon, take me away
• She left me on the boardwalk with my head held in my hands.
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
• That plastic duck just keeps STARING at me!
• Take On Me
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• she, he, and me
• Take Me Back to Tech
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• She doesn't need me anymore
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• Civilization III has made me sympathize with the Japanese in WWII
• She Loves Me
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
• Just Let Me Breathe
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
• She loved me for my maths
• She kills me
• 80s music made me gay
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• She only wants me for tech support
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• take me away
• My heart is a still and my blood is whiskey. Take a shot of me beneath the moon.
• Just call me fluffy
• Honest, Chief, it just came off in me 'and
• How my desire for a puppy made me personally responsible for the War on Terror
• You say you love; but with a voice
• I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Experience has made me bitter
• Take me from home
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• She handed me my first sharpened pencil.
• her arms around me
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• I still wear the bracelet you made me
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• if they forget me, I just might disappear
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Just don't expect me to understand
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
• She only wants me for sex
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• her hate keeps me warm. her shadows keep me guessing.
• Oven potatoes made me happy
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• Two condoms, she makes me wear
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Can You Take Me Back
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Her photography captured little beautifuls and me
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Every programmer is incompetent but me.
• I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• my secret made me very happy
• She pulled the "I love you" on me
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt oriented wardrobe
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• Take it from me
• Before you, there was me
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• There is nothing growing here, in the space between she and me
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Books made me a person
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• She told me to say that
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• Take Me Down to the Infirmary
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• England Made Me
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• Take Me Down
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• She loves me, she loves me not
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• sleep doesn't take me far enough.
• Anna and her Mother: spinning me in circles
• just hold me, and let me weep
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• She approached me with some vague line
• She writes notes to me, to keep me in check
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• I'm Just Me (user)
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• Take Me Out to the Ball Game
• math makes me smile

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