Findings:

• Amon Duul II
• Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Faster than a speeding bullet
• Better Than Sex Cake II
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• How to move something faster than the speed of light
• It is easier to get forgiveness than permission
• A simple way to go faster than light that does not work
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• How To Avoid Being Something Other Than What One Is Not
• Using languages other than English on Everything2
• Boys can run faster than girls: Reflections on adolescent gender differences
• How to get more change than you deserve
• Hit Song Ideas: Subject material *other* than self
• Hard drive space is coming down in price faster than equivalent backup equipment
• emotions others don't get to see
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• The Black Riders and Other Lines: II
• Some Days are Better than Others
• Let Us Get Into Your Shorts!
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• The Heaven Dynamic: Leading by Example
• Why are statues covered more thoroughly with bird shit than the other places in cities?
• Things on e2 other than XP that will make you happy
• Making something other than amends
• Quantum entanglement and faster than light communication
• It's not a great feat for a smart person to get into a good school
• It takes more than milk to get rid of the taste
• Mardi Gras celebrations in the US other than New Orleans: an observation
• Leading apes into hell
• Never get into a staring contest with a Pikachu
• all other times are better than 6 am
• Why faster than light implies back in time
• If only I could get into her head
• Hot water freezes faster than cold water
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others
• Faster than light
• Cannibalism and other fun ways to get rid of Rats
• Into heaven sideways
• Be something... be anything other than this
• Why fingernails grow faster than toenails
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• Heaven is hotter than Hell
• Meditation II: Of the Nature of the Human Mind; and that it is more easily Known than the Body
• Some words are harder than others
• The day I woke up Faster Than Light
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven
• Eating something other than the Sun's energy for the first time
• Beam travels faster than speed of light
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• You Can't Get to Heaven
• The leading brand
• I get to go to heaven!
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• Other Users XML Ticker II (ticker)
• Got to Get You into My Life
• Cooler than the other side of the pillow
• Theory of Relativity for Dummies
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• Uses for Dildos other than the obvious
• How to transmit information faster than light speed
• It doesn't get any better than this
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• Operations other than war
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• How to avoid a car accident
• Are some species more important than others?
• Smart enough to get into the Ivy League, not good enough to go to Stanford
• Heavier Than Heaven
• How not to transmit information faster than light speed
• Go then. There are other worlds than these.
• There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• It's easier to get a HANDGUN in this state than your driver's license!
• What is faster than the speed of light?
• We are starstuff, billion year-old carbon; got to get ourselves back into The Garden
• Why you should study something other than drama
• More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
• We are all shadows colliding into each other
• Your radical ideas about things that nobody has thought of before have already occurred to others
• Brand Blanshard
• Stranger Than Fiction
• There are more stars in the universe than grains of sand on earth
• You can't get there from here
• The beer is stronger than you think
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• 15 will get you 20
• Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
• More than a conqueror
• Good reasons to get decapitated
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• deader than you_root (category)
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• better off with him than here with me
• How to get a date in France
• My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad
• Eating only rice to get by
• Navigating a crowd
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• get some
• Herbs to get in touch with the element of earth
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• I Told Ya I Love Ya, Now Get Out
• Get your mind on wintertime
• Smoking somebody else's marijuana gets you higher
• How to get off a bus
• Buy one comet, get the second one FREE!
• Snitches Get Stitches
• Sometimes we dreamers just get in the way
• Fuck this, let's go get a drink
• I fucking love you, don't you get it!
• Almost Heaven
• 7th Heaven
• Manna from Heaven
• Node Heaven XML Ticker (ticker)
• Warriors of Heaven and Earth
• Then the heavens opened
• Catherine II
• Thief II: The Metal Age
• A Connecticut Yankee In King Arthur's Court - Chapter II
• Korg Trident mk II
• The Cruelty, Follies and Murder of Commodus II
• Charles II
• The Art Of Insulting - Chapter II - Who do I insult?
• Mstislav II
• Ancient Eugenics: Part II
• Nicomachean Ethics: Book II: Section 1
• Code Red II
• Jumbo Mark II
• Eye of the Beholder II
• Osred II
• Air Power in World War II
• Airplane II: The Sequel
• Victor II
• Gulf War II
• NES II
• King John I.i
• The Coronation Oath of Edward II
• Ashur-nasir-pal II
• Clerks II
• Hexen II
• On the Criteria To Be Used in Decomposing Systems into Modules
• If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
• if you're lucky, they fuse into something bright and astonishing
• Proposal for a new system to help introduce new users into E2
• Pouring hot wax into glass
• watch his heart turning into rock
• The Man Who Stepped Into Yesterday
• Half a circle -- my foray into long lost geometry
• The National Inquiry into Children in Immigration Detention
• Yes, I am helloing into a box. There is an echo.
• My neighbours are going to make me into a creepy voyeur
• The events leading up to the collapse of Detective Dulllight
• The Objective Observer and other myths
• Let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet, gentlemen
• spaceships and sunsets and other things
• The Black Riders and Other Lines: VI
• The Black Riders and Other Lines: XXXVIII
• Red lights, police officers and other traffic vices
• pinch yourself in other places and feel worse
• Criminal Code of Canada - Part III Firearms and Other Weapons
• Expecting other people's children to make the sacrifice
• Other Theresa_root (category)
• Carbon dating and other social experiments with scientists
• greater than
• Star Brand
• Better him than me
• Boycott Brand America
• You can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar
• Stranger than Paradise
• The drugs get you ready
• More Than Meets The Eye - Part 1
• Get used to it
• Flying is safer than Driving
• Get a load of
• Your Latin is stronger than mine
• get a clue
• It's easier to drink on an empty stomach than to eat on a broken heart

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