Findings:
- How to serve a cheese plate - or, how I came to love curds and eschew fashion
- The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
- You, standing
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
- How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
- How the Sun Came to Be
- Leaked AOL memo about hackings and how to handle press
- How about that local sports team?
- There is not much new to say about snow, or about broken love
- 206
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
- How I tried to teach the Theory of Three Dimensions to my Grandson, and with what success
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
- Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- A short Blitz on Stepney in the Winter or How the East End welcomes Heisenberg with perky Bosons
- How the Enemy Came to Thlunrana
- Smoking kills, or A true ghostwriter
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- An American in Tours
- How the Moon Came to Be
- How the butter-fingered librarian came to rule the Universe
- Do or do not, there is no try
- Beauty with love, false or true
- How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
- Foolproof method to determine how much a person knows about computers
- Lost love - or how I grew to love the truck stop
- I try not to think about it
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- A Mathematical Adventure, or, How I Spent an Afternoon Proving Nothing
- How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
- How I then tried to diffuse the Theory of Three Dimensions by other means, and of the result
- Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
- How to share your Cable Modem or DSL connection between two computers
- How to herd people in public
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
- It's too early to talk about God, or women
- How Evil Ways came to the innocent teachers of the Bay Area, ca. 1969
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed
- Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
- How the Internet came to be: On scaling
- How to tell if you are stoned or not
- How to recover a lost Linux root or Windows 2000 Administrator password
- The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
- A Springfest Housewarming Nodermeet: Or How I braved the wilds of Sydney's outskirts
- How They Came to Bunbury
- Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
- How I came to love tea
- how i got here; or Who do I think I am?
- Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
- Shaving your nuts without permanent injury and/or accidental castration
- Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- How to determine if an egg is hard-boiled or uncooked
- How to entertain young children on little or no money
- there's nothing special about love or heartbreak
- C++: true or false?
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- Comparing essay about How to Tell Corn Fairies and Blue Silver stories
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- New And Improved Illustrated Bartender's Manual or How to Mix Drinks of the Present Style
- How to MP3 a tape, LP or the radio
- Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
- How not to bring in new comic book readers
- Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
- How the Story of Oz Came to an End
- How To Think About God
- True Happiness This Way Lies
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- How I vainly tried to explain the nature of Flatland
- How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
- Dear God: how about that whole holocaust thing?
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- Megalania (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the lizard)
- How it came to pass that the Art Institute stole the last shreds of my sanity
- Achieve riding happiness with $75 and 30 year old motorcycle. Malarkey? Or effective way?
- "true" story about Poincaré's baker
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- How the Rain Came
- Is it better to try to improve yourself, or to accept yourself as you are?
- Some things are True whether you believe in them or not
- how to bring up sex in a conversation
- DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
- Show your work, or, how my math abilities started to decline
- The Death of Friedrich Nietzsche
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- How Leisure Came
- How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- Weather-related clichés (or how to start a conversation with a stranger)
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- How I feel about exams
- Young Eulenspiegel plays innocent
- Wholesome Bible goodness in every mint
- The amazing true story of how I became the sixth Backstreet Boy
- another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- How to use a current account
- How to entertain unwashed masses on little or no money
- Deep Fried Foods in the Restaurant
- How many different species live on or in the average human body?
- A fact is either true or false but a poem requires considered judgement
- Is this true or only clever?
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- How to replicate a dynamic website quickly without the source code or database
- How Does The Turkey Feel About Thanksgiving
- I know how to bring a whiskey bottle pleasure with my touch
- Kosher curry, or how I missed the blindingly obvious
- How the Internet Came to Be
- How the Sphere, having in vain tried words, resorted to deeds
- true or false
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
- How I came to Spaceland, and what I saw there
- How to Build a House or Destroy a Home
- Nudge: Improving Decisions About Health, Wealth, and Happiness
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the ARPANET
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- How to disable or translate caps lock in Microsoft Windows 2000
- edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
- The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
- How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
- Eight or Nine Wise Words About Letter Writing
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- Running a BBS
- What to do about trolls
- How to enrich uranium
- naive perceptions about software development
- Citing a United States Supreme Court case
- Japanese Words About Gardens I
- How to add a second phone line
- Talk About the Passion
- Getting small animals out of the walls
- All About Touching
- How to sharpen a knife
- I think a lot about the rabbits
- How Ya Doin'
- A story about watertowers
- How to eat a Philadelphia soft pretzel
- You think about Everything when wrecking your car
- How to buy good, last minute Christmas gifts
- human vision
- How to be a terrible customer
- Common Misconceptions about Wicca and Witchcraft
- How to Live with a Neurotic Dog
- General sexuality newsgroup
- How to get off a bus
- If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
- How to crumble
- If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
- How to improve your chances of having sex
- Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom About the Author
- Getting a tourist visa for China
- All About the Benjamins
- How to build a maze for your cat
- Most pernicious misconception about evolution
- How many elephants
- The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
- How to buy drugs in the ghetto
- How To End An Argument
- Two stories about Mia
- How to Wash a Cat
- Most of what I know about social inequality
- And You're Wondering How a Top Floor Could Replace Heaven
- SLI: linguistic accounts
- Sky god, how long til the night?
- Bring it on
- I would like to bring you here
- It is sad how many were torn off
- Come on and Bring Back the Brjokén Sounds of Yore!
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- How to Write a Damn Good Novel
- How to become a bitter anorexic
- I lent you my favorite dictionary. It came back with ripped out pages.
- How to Build an Accelerometer
- It was better before they came
- How to break through the next locked door
- Double Happiness
- How naked are we going to get?
- Cyanide and Happiness
- Do not bend, fold or mutilate
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