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Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian (idea)

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(idea) by ism (1.4 y) (print)   ?   Thu Oct 26 2000 at 19:48:58
C! info: 4 C!s given by: shmOOnkie pOOnks, Xamot, atriumjake, krenseby
Oh, you so handsome, and smart. I never seen white guy who speak Mandarin, Vietnamese, Japanese or Korean before. You have sense of style, wearing clothes with dragons and tigers all over, and jewelry made of jade! Your apartment is nice. I like the paper lanterns, shoji screens, Buddha statues, scroll paintings, and incense wafting everywhere. Just like home!

You strong, too. You obviously study martial arts. It is good, because you must fight father for my hand. Unlike me, he not so impressed that you know how to eat with chopsticks.

I want to bring you tea. Then I give you special massage. We can pretend you are army man G.I. Joe, and rescue me from rice paddies. Me love you long time!

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