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Society for the prevention of Haikus

created by StormHunter

(idea) by pingouin (4.1 y) (print)   ?   1 C! I like it! Wed Feb 16 2000 at 3:50:52

I don't understand.
What did haiku do to you?
Don't piss me off, man!


(idea) by tim_three (3.4 y) (print)   ?   I like it! Wed Feb 16 2000 at 7:29:25

Those are not haikus
you're just counting syllables
Groundhog knows better


(idea) by blaaf (4.9 mon) (print)   ?   1 C! I like it! Wed Feb 16 2000 at 11:55:20

The truth of haiku--
They must be in an Eastern
Character-based tongue.

In Chinese haiku
Or even in Japanese;
Word is syllable.

In English haiku
Words are not one character;
They have syllables.

Therefore I must say
That English language haiku
Is not quite the same.

Worse yet the haiku
That spans phrases over more
Than one line. So bad.

Therefore I urge you
If you speak English language
Do not write haiku.

The best haiku
Written in English language
Was by a program:

Troupe of apes moving
Beside the sewage river...
How sad the morning!


(idea) by Aquarion (7.6 mon) (print)   ?   3 C!s I like it! Wed Feb 16 2000 at 12:42:23

Writing a poem
in seventeen sylables
is very diffi-

(idea) by ohe (5.6 y) (print)   ?   I like it! Fri Feb 18 2000 at 16:08:19

Haikus must be saved
from blind men like stormhunter
They are fun to write

I like to node them
On a regular basis
It brings me much joy

Must you take away
My one reason for living
Haikus are my life


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