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Over a decade ago, I posted A Pandeist responds to Lewis Loflin "Debunking Panendeism"; and while I don't know if Loflin took the criticism leveled there to heart, he seems to have realized his original work was sufficiently deficient to need to be given another try, posting a rewritten essay at the same address -- only this time, he enlisted a superior intellect, with an acknowledgment at the end that "Grok, an AI by xAI, helped smooth this takedown."

The problem is that Grok is complete shit when it comes to writing stuff of this sort in the English language. I've tooled around with Grok enough myself to know, so much so that as I was reading Loflin's "new" essay, I thought to myself, "this isn't writing, this is Grok" before I ever saw the acknowledgement to that effect.

A typical selection of the badness of Grok's writing is on display here:

That’s Voltaire’s Prime Moveratheist

The city is a shard of stained glass on the horizon, thin and long, glittering with gold and red light. I am sitting on the roof you (with my fear of heights) coaxed me onto. The desert is pink and calm, shrubs dotting the field between my gaze and the shimmering glass horizon city. We are at your eccentric Dad's house. We scraped together a bowl of medical grade Cannabis from his grinder and had had the better part of a fifth of Ketel One Cirtoen Vodka which you had nabbed from a grocery

a chunk of data held in machine-readable binary format, indecipherable by and unfriendly to humans.


"…usually refers to a device driver module loaded into the kernel of an open-source operating system… "
—wikipedia


In general terms a binary blob is something capable of being read and acted on by computer hardware, but a black box, genrally seen as hermetically, impenetrably formatted against human

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