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violent masturbation

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(idea) by Shadus (4.5 mon) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Thu Jul 27 2000 at 1:43:31

Violent masturbation is what occurs when you start masturbating and suddenly think of your ex-significant other who really screwed you over and your fantasy turns into a 'why didnt i ever fuck her like *THIS* when i was with her, i bet she'd remember *THIS* for a LONG TIME.'

In all truth, this is a kinda of odd case.

This is a method of masturbation that i've developed to help me through thoughts that come up that would ruin the moment for me. I stop masturbating for no reason. Including company.

Could also include masturbation activities that were violent in nature... like slapping your self in the face, calling yourself names, or just jerking off a little to hard for reasonable safety.

See also: Fist-Smash Method for additional ideas.

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