| Far it be from me to preach to the choir, but I think it's high time we did a better job of informing the world about the noxious effect thefez has had on our global sleep environment.
those noises in the night, the goat skull with spider legs hissing at you - all of these things are products of thefez.
he's the thing that wakes children up at night, and brings us out deep sleep in a shivering instant.
thefez: The boogeyman.
This has been brought to you by fez, inc. | 
