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that old Philip Glass knock knock joke

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(idea) by sensei (6.4 y) (print)   ?   2 C!s I like it! Sat Apr 15 2000 at 22:16:30

Knock knock

Who's there?

Knock knock

Who's there?

Knock knock

Who's there?

Knock knock

Who's there?

Knock knock

Who's there?

Knock knock

Who's there?

Knock knock

Who's there?

Knock knock

Who's there?

Knock knock

WHO'S THERE??

Phil

Phili

Philip Gl

Philip Gla

Knock knock.


(idea) by qousqous (5.7 d) (print)   ?   I like it! Tue Jan 23 2001 at 3:41:19

or, alternatively:

Knock knock
Who's there?
Philip Glass
Philip Glass Who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Philip Glass
Philip Glass Who?
Knock Knock...

...ad nauseum, sans Orange you glad I didn't say banana?


(idea) by Ashley Pomeroy (5 d) (print)   ?   5 C!s I like it! Mon Sep 10 2001 at 15:42:41

(five MEN dressed in SMOCKS hold CUBES whilst walking slowy from left to right across the stage)
Knock! (knock-knock-knock)
Knock! (knock-knock-knock)
Knock! (knock-knock-knock)
(knock-knock knock-knock knock-knock
knock-knock knock-knock knock-knock)

Who who who, who who who, who who who, who who who

(a TRAIN appears in the distance. There is a man with a VIOLIN)
Knock! (knock-knock-knock)
Knock! (knock-knock-knock)
Knock! (knock-knock-knock)
(knock-knock knock-knock knock-knock
knock-knock knock-knock knock-knock)

Doooooooooor! (Alison! Ali-Alison!, Alison! Ali-Alison!)
Doooooooooor! (Alison! Ali-Alison!, Alison! Ali-Alison!)

(NARRATOR) Prague. 1912. There is somebody at the door.

(a giant DOOR appears. The cast KNEEL)
Alison! Ali-Alison! Ali-Alison! Ali-Ali-Ali-Son Son Son Son Son Son Son!

(ALISON) I listen. I listen to. I listen to the radio.
(the instruments drum out arpeggios like a MAGIKIST)


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