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Tue Aug 28 2001 at 19:14:07
Some people like to go out
drinking
and show everyone just how
hard
they are by
downing
their
pint
s of
beer
in one
gulp
. Unfortunately, with the
inexorable
rise of
alcopops
and
bottled
beer, the prospect of
downing
had become
impossible
- if you raise a
bottle
to your lips and attempt to consume
the lot
, you will only receive a
small
amount
of
liquid
in your mouth: since no
air
can get into the bottle, no alcoholic
beverage
can get out.
This is where the
Strawpedo
comes in:
Take a normal
bendy
plastic
drinking
straw
, pull either end so that the
kinks
are removed and
insert
the
long
end into your
alcopop
bottle
.
Now, with one hand hold the
short
end of the
straw
against the
neck
of the
bottle
, bring the
opening
to your
lips
and raise the bottle into the air.
Start
swallowing
!
: Liquid is now being
delivered
into your
mouth
at a
rate
unequalled
by anything less than a
pressure
hose
Like a
Torpedo
,
drink
hits the back of your throat: hence the name:
Straw
-
pedo
.
This works, obviously, because the
straw
allows
air
to enter the
bottle
and displace the
booze
inside. Be warned, that repeated Straw-pedoing can get you very
drunk
indeed.
The practice is now common in
British
nightclub
s and is sometimes also known as "
Snorkelling
".
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