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"
Humans only use 10% of their brains
.
" - Freud or Einstein?
I have no idea how anybody could work out a figure like this.
Ultra-smiley
personal power
gits
love this psuedo fact. Are there people out there thinking that they could be
90% smarter, with a money back garuntee
? Either way, if we clever humans don't use all of our mental abilities at the moment, what bonuses would we expect to receive if we did
harness the full power of the grey mush
?
Seeing as most people who can read aren't dead, we must be using some proportion of our brain already. 10% or not. Facing these
hard facts
, we must realise the importance of the following
three words
:
Psycho Mind Powers
A commonly used term to describe unexplainable weirdness seemingly controlled or sensed by another human and/or thing with a mind.
- Webster, Thursday
Everyday examples of P.M.P. reference:
Social
Joe Average
:
"It was all going cool until
she freaked me out
with her
psycho mind powers
man."
Special
Secret Agent
G-Man
:
"The individual demonstrated high levels of
P.M.P.
, then I dropped my
cellphone
."
Badly translated
computer game
:
"Hero! I am killing you now with the
psycho mind powers!
".
Examples of subtle
Psycho Mind Powers
:
knowing someone's star sign by the
cut of their gib
always having a
fresh cup of coffee
, but never making it yourself
looking smart, while
thinking stupid
Examples of not-so-subtle
Psycho Mind Powers
:
Summoning legions
of
luminous midget toads
at will
Anything involing invisibility
Catchy
pop music
Protecting yourself from the unwanted influence of
psyco mind powers
is difficult. There are two proposed methods of
psycho mind power
defence.
Install a second brain to act as a filtering buffer
Wear a lead helmet at all times
Unfourtunately, the former of these methods is currently impossible and the latter does not generally indicate the wearer is actively defending themselves from
psycho mind powers
, more so, just
actively psycho
.
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