Everything2
Near Matches
Ignore Exact
Full Text
Everything2

paint my house

created by Sylvar

(idea) by Sylvar (1.7 d) (print)   ?   I like it! Fri May 05 2000 at 12:28:35

A euphemism for "fuck you", taken from the punchline of an old joke:

Guy's walking down the street when a prostitute offers to do anything for $50.

"Anything?" he asks.

"Anything," she agrees eagerly.

He thinks for a moment and says, "Okay. Paint my house."

Yeah, I know, it's an old joke. Paint my house.


printable version
chaos

tomato sauce Rosie O'Donnell So, you want to change your hair color? Read this first! Nonsexual crush
spade co-ed punchline Euphemism
summer
Y'know, if you log in, you can write something here, or contact authors directly on the site. Create a New User if you don't already have an account.
  Epicenter
Login
Password

password reminder
register

Everything2 Help

Cool Staff Picks
Drink up!
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Both Good & Evil in the Hearts of Men and Women
human growth hormone
The Warlock of Firetop Mountain
Language is like a river
Liquorice Allsorts
EC Comics
Maine Coon
Singlish
a snapshot of time
American History
Pennies from Heaven
24
New Writeups
Ereneta
Stone Soup, Part Two(person)
jjen
Sorrier than I ever thought I would be(personal)
locke baron
Moskva class antisubmarine cruiser(thing)
Wuukiee
May 15, 2008(idea)
locke baron
Kuznetsov class aircraft carrier(thing)
_lesra
for abby(thing)
Adaptive Child
Annie's garden salsa(recipe)
Simulacron3
Zig-Zag(thing)
Ouzo
Special Grilled Cheese(fiction)
Noung
Tiananmen Square Massacre(idea)
aneurin
Lord St Clair(person)
artman2003
Assholes and Douchebags: A Comparison(person)
locke baron
Tyan Thunder K8WE(thing)
locke baron
Udaloy class destroyer(thing)
Scaevola
Same-sex marriage(idea)
E2 is a by-product of the existence of The Everything Development Company