nerd throne

(thing) by pokey Sun May 21 2000 at 4:14:54

An extremely elaborate office chair purchased solely for the purpose of sitting in front of a computer. Most nerd thrones are less than utilitarian, with adjustable everything and form fitting contoured seats and monster truck casters. Many dedicated geeks spend outrageous sums on these chairs under the guise of ergonomics. A nerd throne is most often acquired for deep psychological reasons. A nerd throne owner feels the need to tell the computer, "Who's your daddy?" What better way to express this than by sitting in a badass chair while making the computer sit on the floor?

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