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my ass, your face

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(idea) by WickerNipple (5.5 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Fri Aug 25 2000 at 14:45:33

There's nothing quite like the incredibly suggestive, visceral and poignant imagery spouted out of the lips of our street hugging sages here in good ole New York City.

This one was overheard this morning while leaving the subway... a right upstanding middle aged lass with her nose high in the air refused to pay the morning begging toll in an overly rude fashion - and all this got her was a dirty bearded man running after her chanting:

"My ass, Your Face!"
"My ass, Your Face!"
"My ass, Your Face!"
"My ass, Your Face!"
"My ass, Your Face!"
"My ass, Your Face!"

He eventually gave up the chase.


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