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(idea) by Tickenest (6.7 d) (print)   ?   1 C! I like it! Tue Jan 18 2005 at 0:54:02

Knockout is a simple basketball game for two or more players, though 5-10 people make for the best game. It requires two basketballs, a hoop, and a line of some sort for players to start behind (on most courts, this will be the foul line.) All the players get into a line behind the first player. The first two players each have a basketball.

When the first player is ready, he takes a shot. As soon as the ball leaves his hand, the player behind him may shoot. At all times, the goal of the player at the front of the line is to score before the player behind him scores. If a player fails to score before the player behind him scores, he is knocked out of the game, and the player who did the eliminating goes to the back of the line. The next two players each get a ball, and the next round starts when the first player shoots.

If a player scores before the player behind him does, that player has to retrieve his own ball and pass it to the next player waiting behind the foul line, who will then try to eliminate the player who was trying to eliminate the first player. In this way, players quickly transition from trying to knock others out to trying to avoid being knocked out themselves. Note that a player in line with a ball may not shoot until the player in front of him has taken a shot (though as soon as the shot goes up, the player behind may take his own shot.)

Every player's first shot must be taken from behind the foul line. If the first shot misses, players can do whatever they want to try to score and don't have to dribble once they retrieve their ball. They can shoot from where they stand or run towards the basket to attempt a lay-up. Players usually shoot from where they are, though, if they feel that they have to rush a shot to avoid elimination.

It is illegal to interfere deliberately with an opponent's ball (i.e. grab it and throw it to the other end of the court), though a player can protect himself from an opponent's ball as long as he doesn't knock it far away deliberately. It is legal for a player to attempt to knock an opponent's shot away from the basket with his own ball, but the player is almost always better off trying to score himself.

When there are only two players remaining, the rules change slightly. When the player at the front of the line scores, he must retrieve his ball, and, since he has no one to pass to, carry it back to the foul line himself. He then tries to eliminate his opponent. The two players go back and forth like this until one makes two consecutive baskets and eliminates his final opponent, thereby winning the game.

Strategy in Knockout is mostly limited to "accidentally" knocking the opponent's ball away, though a player who does this too many times may find himself on the receiving end of an attitude readjustment. No, Knockout requires little more than shooting ability, agility, and luck to win.


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