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just a life-support system for a penis
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Deborah909
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Deborah909
(4.5 y)
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I like it!
Sat Feb 12 2000 at 16:03:28
Women
sometimes
denigrate
a
man
by describing him as "just a
life-support system
for a
penis
." However, I wonder if there are
person
s of the
XY persuasion
who would be very
flatter
ed to be
describe
d that way.
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f1r3br4nd
(7.3 y)
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I like it!
Tue May 09 2000 at 15:23:44
I suppose I'll just have to be the best damn
life-support
system for a
penis
that I can be. I
come
loaded
with all sorts of
nifty
non penis related
features
. I make
vegetarian sushi
. I
node
Unfinished Stories
. Yes, there are
billions
of penis life support systems on the market... but the
discriminating
consumer
will settle for nothing but the best.
This just in!
For a limited time only
you can get your
f1r3br4nd
PLSS at a BIG, big
discount
. Don't wait till he completes his
college education
and gets all
expensive
and
picky
; get him now while he's
desperate
!
Call now, operators are standing by
.
Order now and, just like it says, you get a
Daz Eddy
. Plus, if you call within
five minutes
, you get this set of
Ginsu Knives
at no extra cost
... oh, waitaminute. Maybe we don't want them thinking about Ginsu Knives.
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disarmed42
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Fri May 18 2001 at 23:56:38
Actually, according to my
biology
teacher, it's less than that. A man is just a life support system for
sperm
, which in turn is just a way for
DNA
to get around and make more, different
DNA
. In fact, when you get right down to it, all living organisms are just mechanisms for the
transport
and
recombination
of DNA. Yes indeed, somewhere along the line DNA decided that it was to be the most important of the
organic molecules
, and started to create vehicles. That's what we are, just cars for selfish molecules. Kinda makes you feel important and
self-actualized
, huh?
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chaos
Introducing yourself to the large-breasted woman
By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
Can I use my manhood as a weapon?
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Ginsu
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I am a sexist
Hooker with a Penis
The Penis Game
Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
Aggressive, demanding, in control females
Having a penis is annoying
Call now, operators are standing by.
Men should never call themselves feminists
Strategic Missile Command
Y chromosome
Big Jim and the Twins
Men's Liberation Front
Phallism
Viagra
Guy Dynamic
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