Yes, these do exist. A "go away" mat is a
doormat with the phrase "
go away" printed on it. It's the polar opposite of a
welcome mat. It serves to warn potential
door knockers that the residents within are not people to be
disturbed lightly; that one should pause, and
reflect on the
zen nature of his(or her) quest, and on the necessity of waking the mat's owner at 3am.