go away mat

created by Cid Highwind
(thing) by Cid Highwind (3.4 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Wed Apr 26 2000 at 17:48:43
Yes, these do exist. A "go away" mat is a doormat with the phrase "go away" printed on it. It's the polar opposite of a welcome mat. It serves to warn potential door knockers that the residents within are not people to be disturbed lightly; that one should pause, and reflect on the zen nature of his(or her) quest, and on the necessity of waking the mat's owner at 3am.
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