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A
situation
that is
embarassing
, obviously. Some of my personal favourites include:
Cutting myself while
shaving
, not noticing and then wearing a
pristine
white shirt to the big
meeting
, completely
unaware
that my collar was
drenched
in
blood
.
Accidentally
body checking
the
CEO
of my company while
drunk
at a
wedding
.
Running up the stairs in
high school
and having the pocket of my
khakis
get caught on the railing, tearing out the entire right leg of my
pants
.
Getting entirely too
drunk
, stripping off my
shoes
and
socks
and hitting the
dancefloor
at a
night club
. I was a
five minute sensation
, before the
bouncer
ejected me.
Wriggling out of a nasty hold during a
Judo
match, only to realise that the bottom half of my
gi
had remained firmly in the grasp of my opponent.
Not to be
confused
with an
uncomfortable moment
, which is basically
embarassing
for all
involved
.
printable version
chaos
uncomfortable moment
Jacking off in the bathroom at work
Something I hate about email
Tripping while trying to sneakily check out pretty girls
gi
dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
Beer Slut
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Paris Hilton
Walking around the house naked
I walked around all day with a pubic hair on my face
What is it like to menstruate?
one-piece swimsuit
bouncer
shaving
Grooming is between you and the Lord God
The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get
doorknob condition
We're Only In It For The Money
voyeur
judo
Drinking in text as though the thirst might not present itself again
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