Generally speaking, a caveman is an uncivilized
homo sapiens. Ideally, they live in a cave and wear
animal skins as clothing. While they might seem ignorant to progressive folk such as
noders, they have probably learned a few important tricks, such as making fire without
cigarette lighters, making clothes from a dead
woolly mammoth, and fighting
bears with nothing but a spear. Cavemen invented
tagging,
barbecue,
camping and
religion. If you see a pack of hooting, slant-browed humans carrying on bizzare rituals, check to see if they are all wearing
baseball caps and Gap jeans, for this indicates that they are not cavemen but rather
frat boys.