Of all things I have wanted to have when I am old, right now what I want most are big rough hands. I want my grandkids to remember the way I touch them and maybe even cringe a little when their parents tell them to hug me but remember nonetheless.

When I am an old man I want my hands to tell the story of my life. A man's power is in his hands, the blunt instruments of creation, I want to have worn them down.

I remember reading some interview with some really hot girl in Maxim or Stuff or something like that who said that she wanted a man with rough hands, if she wanted to be touched by something soft she'd touch herself. Like I said, big, rough hands. To quote Tyler Durden, "I don't want to die without any scars."