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Why do the things that happen to us make such funny stories?

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(idea) by Deborah909 (4.5 y) (print)   ?   1 C! I like it! Sun Mar 12 2000 at 0:04:52

When we were college students, my friend Gil Sprague asked me, "Why do the things that happen to us make such funny stories?"

I was even more of a smartass then than I am now, and I replied, "It isn't that the things that happen to us make funny stories - it's that we make funny stories out of the things that happen to us."


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Rebekah You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell Ultra Virgin Obsessive Actions and Religious Practices
My first smart ass comment Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth McSubstance
When life gives you lemons make lemonade Animals people have sex with college student Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
Laws of Dramatic Necessity New England Telephone The easiest way to find it is to stop looking You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
Goodbye college email address Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea Luckily, my hands do not have eyes. Pranks and practical jokes
Marie Provost Gil three reasons Toilet
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