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(idea) by loquacious (5.8 mon) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 2 C!s Fri Oct 25 2002 at 22:32:57

Three pounds of monkey-butter.

Five brass left-handed shoehorns inlaid with mother-of-pearl and a fine golden filigree.

One dry-fisted, Jacobinzed Papist catamite, slightly used.

One 2.5 oz tin of tolerably fresh baby eyelashes with a shaker top.

Dried fish scales, silver-blue, in quantity sufficient to coat unicycle perfectly.

Thirteen syringotome, bathed in a plenilunary glow.

Two gross krumhorn; Operculated in an iridized, monometallic casing.

One oscitating adept of onomancy, outsuffered by none.

One typanitic koolakamba with a with an ovewhelming predilection for dendrophilia.

15 myrialiter of coulterneb, preferrably unshrubbed.

Length of sisal twine, rigged and slipped as a snare-noose for rabbit.

Makings of a flapdragon tournament for twenty.

One wholly quidditative and anacoluthic opuscule of disreputable loquacity.


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