Everything2
Near Matches
Ignore Exact
Full Text
Everything2

Walk the plank

created by Master Villain

(idea) by isogolem (3.5 d) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Sun Feb 23 2003 at 22:43:03

Origin: A possibly fictitious form of seafaring execution. Rather than killing someone directly, by hanging, shooting, or stabbing, they were dumped in the drink.

Execution and the lead up to it has long been considered a form of entertainment, including victims pleading for their lives and their inevitable death. So, rather than simply pushing the victim over the side, the crew would extend a plank off the side of the ship. The victim would then have to walk off it of their own volition, generally after some proding with sharp pointy objects.

Popular fiction often portrays the victims hands as bound to make sure they drown, but that would hardly be necessary except to make them easier to control before the execution: Up until very recently, most European sailors couldn't swim! Even for those who could swim, any significant distance from shore meant swimming would only allow them to survive long enough to be shark food instead of simply drowning.

Modern Usage: Refers to forced resignation from a job, usually under threat of some kind.

"So, you quit your job?"
"Yeah, after those pictures surfaced, they made me walk the plank."


printable version
chaos

To be hoist by one's own petard Shut up and jump Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
walking the plank Camberkeeled keelhauling Stede Bonnet
September 19, 2004 Chew out stoned snack food cascade reaction
Airplane food angel food for thought pirate Black book
February 14, 2003 The Smugglers fish Hanging
Peter Pan Bob sleep with the fishes gangplank
Y'know, if you log in, you can write something here, or contact authors directly on the site. Create a New User if you don't already have an account.
  Epicenter
Login
Password

password reminder
register

Everything2 Help

Cool Staff Picks
After stirring Everything, these nodes rose to the top:
Oreo Sludge Bars
Abats in Provence
class envy
biofeedback
A Public Execution Is No Picnic
To His Coy Mistress
Madonna
A Clockwork Orange
Everyman Sleep Schedule
Ailurophobia
The Bear FAQ
The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock
Empedocles
New Writeups
waverider37
Harold Holt(person)
The Debutante
Until death do us part(fiction)
Ysardo
a brother to a sister(personal)
antigravpussy
your warm whispers(personal)
Clarke
Multiculturalism(idea)
aneurin
Earl of Landaff(person)
Heitah
Pseudocide(idea)
XWiz
Google Knol(lede)
Mythi
July 24, 2008(personal)
locke baron
The fall of Earth(fiction)
BookReader
Fear the Cold(dream)
Pavlovna
Kathleen MacInnes(person)
stainedglass
1(fiction)
kalen
Three "T"s(idea)
octillion369
Undead(idea)
E2 is a by-product of the existence of The Everything Development Company