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USPTO	Everything2 is in direct violation of US Patent No. 6,031,537	Ten Commandments of a Great Name	Ice cream cone
You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project	Challenge a stupid patent	The Constitution of the United States of America	anal orgasm monitor
registered trademark	Kinko's	sticky consonants	oyster crackers
Vermont	patent infringement	George Washington's 1791 State of the Union Address	Federal Trade Commission
wheelchair	Department of Commerce	George Washington's 1790 State of the Union Address

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cryforhelp
Major dictionaries of the world	(review)
Glowing Fish
The Uncanny X-Men and the New Teen Titans	(thing)
WolfKeeper
Launch loop	(idea)
TendoKing
Katana	(person)
Wuukiee
Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts	(idea)
TheDeadGuy
Editor Log: May 2008	(log)
everyday j.Lo
pray do not molest them	(thing)
ammie
Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose	(idea)
shaogo
Under My Thumb	(review)
ammie
Rock On	(person)
The Custodian
The Dresden Files	(thing)
Ouzo
PETA becomes you, a proposed future	(fiction)
Ereneta
Stone Soup, Part Two	(fiction)
jjen
Sorrier than I ever thought I would be	(personal)
locke baron
Moskva class antisubmarine cruiser	(thing)

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