I am convinced that Thursdays are the worst day of the week. Nothing ever seems to go right on a Thursday.

I present for you, my day as an example of the Evil of Thursdays.
* Work Sucked.
* I drove my car so hard that it stalled out on an offramp and I almost had a heart attack
* I bought a set of 3 juggling moose and dropped one in a canal less than an hour later
* Staples completely screwed me over, they were supposed to replace my office chair and now they're going to make me wait. Not only that but they were RUDE BASTARDS about it.
* My best friend Laura didn't call me and she said that she would. I miss her.

See? And example of a truly bad day, and I chalk it up to Thursday. It's like Thursdays are bitter that they can't be as cool as Fridays, so they have become vicious predators, hunting us down and slaughtering us right before the end of the work week.