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This will never happen

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(idea) by rescdsk (1.4 y) (print)   ?   I like it! Sat Nov 13 1999 at 10:05:14

Used sometimes as a commment in source code, for instance after a set of tests, to say that a piece of code should never be executed in a normal course of events, but is being put there just in case. Also used to say that a certain political or social situation is so spectacularly improbable as to be impossible, except if you happen to have an Infinite Improbability Drive in your spaceship.

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