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The red beanie

created by snoopylord

(idea) by snoopylord (5.2 y) (print)   ?   I like it! Thu Sep 13 2001 at 19:37:33

From the children's nuclear-warfare simulation game described in David Foster Wallace's "Infinite Jest." When the game master puts on the red beanie, s/he signifies an utter global crisis. The only time the red beanie has been put on in earnest was when a user-input error in the hideously complex computer program used to calculate thermonuclear yield output an apparent ignition of the Earth's atmosphere.

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