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Mon Jun 19 2000 at 19:50:42
Simply put, there's not one.
Choice of a
distribution
is entirely subjective to the individual's needs, skills, and
crap tolerance factor
. I'll put some of my opinions here - you're free to agree or disagree, but please don't turn this into a
Jihad
, or
XP pack rape
if someone says something you don't agree with.
Debian
- considered by many to be the most powerful distro, I prefer it for a
server
because it's generally more
stable
than other distros. Has a
kick ass
packaging system, but the package manager
dselect
can be confusing at times for the uninitiated. If you're
sick of Redhat
getting in your way with it's
gui crap
, then this is the distro for you.
Redhat
- generally hailed as the distro that brought
linux to the masses
. A decent distro, it's what I'm currently using as I write this. If you want ease-of-install and pretty gui stuff, use this. I don't neccesarily like the gui stuff, but it's a simple distro to install and maintain, which is what I want in a
workstation
. If you're
new to linux
, I recommend this. It's popular, so support is easy to find, and the
Redhat Package Manager
, while not being the most powerful package manager, is pretty easy to handle.
StormLinux
- I've not used this much, but from looking at the
install
it looks like
linux for your mom
. Simple, easy. It's relatively new, however, so it may still have
outstanding bugs
.
Caveat emptor
.
Mandrake
- A simple distro, it combines the ease of use of
Redhat
with a friendlier, more
touchy-feely
feel. Upgrading from one release to the next can be problematic, however.
Slackware
- often referred to as 'Snackware', this distro always leaves you wanting more. I haven't used any recent releases, but the older ones all
sucked donkey nuts
. No package management worth speaking of, a
metric fuckload
of
security holes
out of the box
, and a shitty installer. I considered this a real
fixer-upper
distro, for
hardcore
masochists
only. I hear it's better now, though. Just don't use any old releases, or you'll be
0wned
relatively quickly.
While this may not be an all-inclusive list, that's what the
big box
at the bottom of this page is for. If I've made a mistake, or left out a distro that is
ohsogroovy
, let me know.
After reading the comments below, I felt I needed to clarify my statements.
I was down on
Slackware
specifically for the reasons you mentioned. I used to think that knowing my
shit
about Linux was where it was at, and it was, when I first started, but now I just want something that works, works good, and works fast. Something I don't have to
fuck with
to make it work. Of course, Redhat and friends still require a fair amount of
gyrations
, but much less than Slack. And the new Slack may
whoop ass
, I haven't looked at it. And yes, I've used old Slack, and old Redhat. I've even used Yggdrasil, but that's been a long time.
And as for the KDE/Gnome war,
fsck
em both.
Blackbox
0wnz j00. :)
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Wed Jun 21 2000 at 17:26:45
Whenever somebody uses the phrase "
The best Linux distribution
" It's time to get out the old
asbestos
underwear
, cause there's going to be a
flame war
. It's almost as bad as the old and pointless
KDE vs GNOME
argument, and no more likely to be settled in our lifetime.
That being said, I have to point out that
Slackware
doesn't suck as much as you think. I learned
Linux
on
Slackware 3.3
, and I liked it. No
GTK
out of the box, thread-dangerous
Xlib
, an installer that's really just a
front end
for
gunzip
, and no useful help on setting up an
X server
. (Sign me up for the "
Hardcore masochist
" category, I guess). As for security, old
slackware
won't get you
0wnz3r3d
nearly as fast as
Red Hat
of the same vintage.
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Wed Jun 21 2000 at 18:04:50
/me concurs with Cid.
I didn't start running
Linux
until around seven months ago, and I knew
next to nothing
. It was that lack of
knowledge
that made me
choose
Slack
. I think there's a fundamental difference between people who want to
run
Linux and people who want to
learn
Linux. I wanted to learn. Slack is a great
distro
for people who want to jump in, get their hands
dirty
, and not have some GUI
configurator
do it for them. It ensures that you really
know
your shit, because you need to if you're going to do anything at all
productive
.
So, if you know what you're doing, you've paid your dues, and you're not looking for a challenge, sure, go with
RedHat
, or
Debian
, or whatever. You've earned it. Otherwise, I'd go Slack.
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