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The Official Star Trek/Hello Kitty Boca Monkey Dildo

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(thing) by Footprints (1.4 hr) (print)   ?   25 C!s I like it! Tue Jul 09 2002 at 10:18:29

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The Official Star Trek/Hello Kitty Boca Monkey Dildo


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At last obtainable on internet is The Official Star Trek/Hello Kitty Boca Monkey Dildo. This happy for whole family toy. Specially catering for Mother With Children. Yes!!!! If you are mother with children, you cannot afford to miss out of offer!!!!!!!!! And today special price : half price!!!!!


The Official Star Trek/Hello Kitty Boca Monkey Dildo is a toy for children and for women!!!!

In the day time, mother can use The Official Star Trek/Hello Kitty Boca Monkey Dildo as a toy to play with child!!!! It has 3 unique feature!!!!!

Unique Feature number 1
For discerning child - The Official Star Trek/Hello Kitty Boca Monkey Dildo is ultimate star trek toy! Anatomically precise to life size part of Anakin's physiology!!! Yes, this toy has many unique features of STAR TREK. It provides many hours of fun for a JEDI trainee YES!!! You can train your son to be a real JEDI! Or Obi Wan also!!!
Unique Feature Two
If child is girl or crossdresser pansy use feature number 2: IT provides Hello Kitty features! Every girl child loves Hello Kitty, the original Hello Kitty from series. Hello Kitty Feature allows girl to be HELLO KITTY herself! And even adds easily to collection of other Hello Kitty items, like Hello Kitty umbrella, Hello Kitty purse, Hello Kitty bracelet and even!!!

Unique Feature number 3

YES!!!! Unique Feature number 3 is best of all!!! The Official Star Trek/Hello Kitty Boca Monkey Dildo is also BOCA MONKEY!!! Yes, real original Boca Monkey, no substitution!!!
Unique feature number 4
Unlike other Star Trek/Hello Kitty Boca Monkey Dildos, this one is Official. For exactly the same price as others, but only half price!!!!


ITS TRUE! NO LIE!!!
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But when child is sleep, other uses for The Official Star Trek/Hello Kitty Boca Monkey Dildo also. Again, 3 unique features make this very special.

Unique feature number one!!!!!!
In tradition of star trek, guaranteed to make you feel just like Princess Leah. And no longer depend on men looking like Jabba the hut!!! Yes, you can be your own woman. Catering for your special needs! Made of the finest materials handed down by secret from the original Skywalker family! Super!!! Very fanatstic fulfilling and satisfy.
Unique feature number 2
On approach to your kitty, this unique toy will say "Hello Kitty" in up to 27 languages!!! Much fun for entire family. Equipped with special laser from lightsaber technology, it will know by special secret button you will have to press, UNKOWN TO ALL BUT YOU!!!! on approach to female body part, it will say "Hello Kitty". Amaze and amuse friends and family alike!!!

UNIQUE FEATURE 3!!!!

YES!!!! Unique Feature number 3 is best of all!!! The Official Star Trek/Hello Kitty Boca Monkey Dildo is also BOCA MONKEY!!! Yes, real original Boca Monkey, no impersonation!!!

unique feature number four

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