The Nine Satanic Statements

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(idea) by moJoe (1 wk) (print) ? (I like it!) 1 C! Fri Feb 11 2000 at 3:51:08

Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence.
Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams.
Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit.
Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates.
Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek.
Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires.
Satan represents man as just another animal - sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on allfours - who because of his "divine spiritual and intellectual development," has become the most vicious animal of all.
Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental or emotional gratification.
Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years.

The Nine Satanic Sins	The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth	Psychic Vampire	11th commandment
Four Crown Princes of Hell	Goth Baiting	Sex with Darth Vader while thinking of the Pope	The alleged death of Robert Anton Wilson
Anton Szandor LaVey	Hume's Fork	God Hates Us All	Kabbalah
Abstinence	Those Who Dig	hose clamp	Aleister Crowley
pipe dream	Self-deceit	Satanic Bible	Animalism
Lucifer	Ah les crocrocro	Asian Economic Model	Samhain

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