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The Night the Reindeer Died
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Mon Dec 11 2000 at 6:58:49
From the movie
Scrooged
:
Another fine television product brought to you by network president
Frank Cross
(
Bill Murray
). It's a typical
Christmas Eve
at
Santa's Workshop
at the
North Pole
, with
Santa Claus
and the
elves
busy finishing the toys and so forth. Is that a meteor? No!
Incoming
! Terrorists (or somebody really pissed off at the
coal
in their
stocking
) are attacking Santa's Workshop.
Mrs. Claus
opens a cabinet and starts passing out
automatic weapon
s to the elves while the terrorists are advancing on the workshop.
Then a
snowmobile
drives up. At first, you think it's a terrorist, but it's none other than
Lee Majors
come to save the day! He's being a very good boy this year, Santa notes, before Majors unleashes deadly hot lead on the invading terrorists.
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