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The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy and Other Stories

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(thing) by stylee (1.4 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Sat Dec 09 2000 at 17:24:22

A bizarre and somewhat sinister book of short poem-like stories written and illustrated by Tim Burton. Each story describes some kind of grusomely freakish 'child' unlike anything you have ever seen or heard. The short blurb on the back of the book describes these characters as "misunderstood outcasts who struggle to find love and belonging in their cruel, cruel worlds." Some of the individual stories are so short that you can hardly read so much into them, but as an entire series, that common theme does show through.
The illustrations that accompany each story are very true to Burton's usual dark drawing/design style and often add emphasis, and definite humor to the stories that I was obviously not able to capture in these nodes.
Nonetheless, here is the full table of contents from the book. Each one will leave you shaking your head and thinking, 'only from Tim Burton...'

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chaos

Robot Boy James Tim Burton What is this useless broken wooden boy? He is saying stupid things, he is lurching!
sue The A-Team Scenario Indigenous peoples of downtown Wal-Mart Animals people have sex with
How I used Napster to ruin the life of the most popular kid in high school Creepy Susie and Thirteen Other Tragic Tales for Troubled Children Fables from the Book of Yelps and Growls Where the Sidewalk Ends
Cyberpunk A molecule of moment Making out with a stoned boy robotfindskitten
Sonnet to a Clam Stainboy Today your little boy is sprouting ten fingers and shedding his tail The Catcher in the Rye
NetHack Ambient 1: Music for Airports donkey show funny
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