The Lone Onion Ring

created by Suckapant

(thing) by Suckapant (1.4 y) (print) ? (I like it!) 2 C!s Thu Jan 04 2001 at 0:18:13

Imagine you have ordered a burger and french fries from a favorite greasy spoon dive. Ignorance consumes you while your health stayed home. With pure indulgence on the agenda, you notice a sweet, greasy treasure mixed in your fries.....the lone onion ring! The food fryer messed up today, they put that accidental onion ring in the side order. This is one of the best tasting onion rings one can ever eat. Thank you food fryer! While closing many arteries you have made someone's day.

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Kegel exercises	Onion rings	Jacques de Molay's last words	One Ring
Ring of feather falling	Greasy Spoon	Exercises for the Legs	hobo signs
The Lone Gunmen	January 4, 2001	Burger King	Greasy
health	ignorance	French fries	burger

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